Fairy Tale AU Meme

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The Fairy Tale AU Meme



Step 1: Post a comment with the character name and fandom in the subject.
Step 2: Someone will respond with a number (RNG generated or just chosen based on whatever they prefer) between 1-11. They are now that character role in a story!
Step 3: You can either do the same to determine your character's role within that story! Feel free to twist the role around as necessary.
Step 4: Play and make merry!


Character Roles

1. Princess
One day your prince will come... Or maybe you're going after him! Or maybe you've been cursed/captured/whatever and are in need of rescue! Those towers won't climb themselves, and those kisses that awaken you from a century of slumber aren't exactly cheap.

2. Prince Charming/Heroic Knight
You're handsome (hopefully). You're charming (you think). You have a great outfit (this is debatable). Regardless, it's time to go find and rescue your one true love! ... Er, wherever she or he might be.

3. Villian
Man, those two up there sure are annoying, aren't they? Maybe it's time to do some kidnapping, curse some royalty, plague a kingdom, or whatever other nefarious deed you might be thinking of. In any case, the truly important thing is to make sure your cape and collar are appropriately intimidating and black.

4 . Red Riding Hood
... Or whichever other cute little girl that roams the woods in her free time that you can think of. You're cute, you have a pretty outfit, and there's something growling in the bushes but whatever it is, it can't be too dangerous, can it?

5 . Wolf
You're a wolf. Or a bear. Or some other animal. Or some random person with animal ears and a tail. Maybe you're evil, maybe you're just misunderstood, but you still can't stand those annoying people that keep wandering around your forest. Maybe they're even in your house, eating your food! The nerve! Or maybe they just look delicious, who knows.

6 . Dragon
You're a fucking dragon. Maybe you've kidnapped a snack, maybe someone came to hunt you down, maybe some hobbit is stealing your treasure, maybe you're just chilling. You're a dragon.

7 . Witch
Bring out the hat and broomstick, it's time to get the cauldron bubbling. Good, misunderstood, evil, who knows what you are. Except for a witch. You're definitely a witch. Try to avoid shoving small children into your oven and you should be fine.

8 . Cheery Animal Sidekick
Cheep cheep! Boy that princess sure is pretty, huh? You should sing with her and do her chores for her and obey her slavishly- wait... Well, whatever you're doing, you're cute and small and mildly annoying.

9 . Cursed Prince
Life was just perfect for you, until you got on the wrong side of that witch/wizard/cheery animal sidekick pushed just too far. Now you're cursed! Into a beast? Into a frog? Maybe you have really bad acne now? It could be anything (seriously, anything you can think of) but luckily, the cure is simple. Find your one true love and get that magical first kiss.

10. Fairy Godmother
When your princess is in need, she's only got one person to turn to. Her fairy godmother. It's your job to advise her, help get her out of any scrapes she happens to be in, or maybe you got her in the mess to begin with.

11. Random Extra
Wow, all those other guys sure are weird, aren't they? You'll just get back to work. Even with all this nonsense going on, life continues.

Comments

[cherished_avatar]

As he listened to the list he became more professional, and started asking Jono all kinds of questions...age? Approximate size? Did he know what was wrong? Allergies?

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>I'm not sure about allergies honest,<< he admitted, feeling a bit idiotic for not asking the girl. >>This tall though, an light, been sick much of her life yeh? And hasn't put on much muscle because of it.<< Yes, a single claw lifted carefully to Chrome's height!

>>An somethin' degenerative. Makes her weak, think she's shuttin' down slow.<<

[cherished_avatar]

There was some hemming and hawing, and then the man went back into his shop so that he could gather things. "Ask her if she can have..." he listed several things, "if she says yes, have her try these. If not do not. If she doesn't know, come back here and I'll come out to test her."

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>An' her initial medications can be duplicated?<< He asked, listening to the ingredients he was to ask about. >>An' would be a help if ye could write the list out honest.<<

[cherished_avatar]

"Those are in this sack. Don't mix them up." the man nodded and disappeared, then tucked a list into the sack with the potential medications. "If the cough doesn't go away in a couple of days come back and get me."

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Aye, I'll be frettin' and back if she doesn't improve.<< And he would fret. Did he want to see a fretting dragon really? >>Could ye ask the inn keep nice for supplies? We weren't prepared for not travelin' really an where we're camped is ill equipped te feed her. I've money for ye both.<<

[cherished_avatar]

"Certainly." sick kids? MUCH more important than dragons. He disappeared into the inn and returned with a fairly large sack. "Here. Make her eat as often as you can."

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>That I will mate. Here...she...really tied that on tight yeh?<< Bloody money sack wouldn't come off his claw so he ended up sighing and holding his hand forward for the poor apothecary. >>Should cover the sundries.<<

[cherished_avatar]

The man came forwards and got the pouch off, looking through it. The temptation to take it all was strong, but after a moment he put a silver and a couple of coppers back in. "There you go."

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Eh, yer a semi-honest sort then. Do ye mind telling me what portion you kept will be goin' te the inn keep then?<< He asked with an amused, draconic smile. Best he knew the going rate in a small village.

[cherished_avatar]

The apothecary nodded and held out six coppers, "Those to the inn. These," a silver and two coppers, "will be refunded if she can't use the potential ones I gave you."

[bionuclear_heroics]

So six coppers for a sack of simple food, and meds were more expensive, naturally. >>Right then. When she's better than she is now I'll stop back by an help with anythin' that needs someone my size te fix or lift an such yeh? Fer not bein' pitchfork crazed sorts with intent te chase me off!<< Least he could do really.

Alright, time to wrap his fingers around the bags and make sure he had them in a good grip!

[cherished_avatar]

"It's okay, really." Don't scare the people and the animals again if you don't need to please Sir Dragon...

Chrome was still curled up in her blankets, coughing softly and trying to doze.

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Never know what ye might need mate,<< he offered, amused. And hey, maybe another big storm would blow through and they'd need something laid down for a bridge or some such!

Ah, yeah, she was still sick. >>I'm back luv. I need ye te get up and eat somethin' yeh? And them we've lists te go through, checkin' for allergies.<<

[cherished_avatar]

"Okay." Chrome half-whimpered, sitting up to try to help. The bag had bread, and sausage, and cheese...and a tightly lidded pot to stick in the fire full of soup. There was a small bowl stuck in there as well. She pushed the pot into the fire, and then started nibbling on some bread. "What do I need to check?"

[bionuclear_heroics]

He used a careful claw to nudge the pot further into the coals before adding more firewood, >>Two smaller bags. One has yer pain meds, the other has a list of things yer te check in case of allergies before taking for the coughing. Sorry luv, should have thought te ask before I left.<<

[cherished_avatar]

"That's okay. I don't think dragons or fire-men use medications much." she pointed out, peering blearily at the list and going over it one at a time, "I can have all of these...how much should I take?"

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>But I know plenty of folk who need them,<< he snorted. >>Dosages written on the packets maybe?<< Hopefully?

[cherished_avatar]

"Ah..." she peered at them, "Oh, yes. Okay. This one I can take now." she sipped at it, grimacing but getting it down.

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>An the rest luv?<< he prompted so she'd read them off to him. The writing was...rather tiny to him now. >>Any special requirements like a kettle?<<

[cherished_avatar]

"This one after I eat, and this one when I go back to sleep." she pushed them into several piles, sighing softly.

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>How often?<< He asked, resting his chin beside her. >>Need te wake ye up on a schedule for a bit? An I bet we can find summat here we can use te fill the time yer awake. Maybe a chess set yeh?<<

[cherished_avatar]

"Oh, I like chess!" Chrome agreed, "Ah...this says every six hours. This says as needed, this says before sleep."

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Well then, every six it is. Are ye a grumpy mornin' sort?<< he teased gently and blinked one large at him. >>An' do ye fancy a spin about this level while yer soup cooks?<<

[cherished_avatar]

She coughed, and giggled, and coughed again, "A little." she admitted, "I get groggy...What do you mean by spin?"