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Answering Machine meme


☎ Post a comment with your character. This comment functions as their answering machine or voice mail. Include an IC message if you want.

☎ Other characters will reply to these comments to leave your character messages.

☎ Be creative, have characters leave messages when they're drunk/high/bored/being chased by a rabid T-rex, whatever.

☎ Your character can then call these people back and demand an explanation!

Comments

[manofiron]

What? Why?

[uninsurable]

You've had that effect since we met, it's just ... more of an undertone now. It's nothing huge.

[manofiron]

It's because I poke you with pointy things, isn't it? That made an impression, didn't it?

[uninsurable]

[ Laughing. ]

No, I actually liked you for that.

[manofiron]

Yeah? You want me to poke you some more? Because I can do that.

[uninsurable]

I'm not afraid to poke you back.

[manofiron]

Bring it, Banner.

[uninsurable]

Please. You'd be on the ground calling Uncle in seconds.

[manofiron]

I would not. You would!

[uninsurable]

Okay, Tony.

[manofiron]

Is that you conceding defeat? Did I just win?

[uninsurable]

Sure, if you want to think that.

[manofiron]

Okay, look, I'm going to have to go soon. I'm almost at the store. Just pants or do you want the whole nine yards?

[uninsurable]

Are you seriously going into a store as Iron Man to buy me clothes?

[manofiron]

Uh, yeah.

[uninsurable]

[ Silence as he rubs his eyes, shaking his head. Oh, Tony. ]

Just a shirt, some pants and size eleven shoes. I'm trying not to entertain the funniest imagery right now, you're ridiculous. Thank you.

[manofiron]

Whole nine yards. Got it.

[ Prepare yourself, Dr. Banner. You are about to be the proud owner of an absolutely smashing outfit. ]

You're welcome.

[uninsurable]

[ Kind of terrified. Also hastily tacking on; ]

Uh, nothing purple.

[manofiron]

[ He snorts. ]

Please. Remember who you're talking to. No purple.

[uninsurable]

[ That color follows him around ... ]

No red and no gold either.

[manofiron]

Oh for--Give me a little credit here. No gold, no red, no purple, no stars and stripes, I got it. Really.

[uninsurable]

I'm sorry if you're getting strange looks. It's my fault.

[manofiron]

No, it's fine. This is normal. It's like when I go out to get coffee. No big deal. Don't sweat it.

[uninsurable]

[ What else is there to do in a desert on a phonecall other than get kind of introspective about your bro buying you pants? ]

I'm glad we met.

[manofiron]

Because I'm willing to run pants out to you in the desert at the drop of a hat?

[ The grin is audible in his voice. ]

Me too, Bruce. Me too.