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Answering Machine meme

☎ Post a comment with your character. This comment functions as their answering machine or voice mail. Include an IC message if you want.

☎ Other characters will reply to these comments to leave your character messages.

☎ Be creative, have characters leave messages when they're drunk/high/bored/being chased by a rabid T-rex, whatever.

☎ Your character can then call these people back and demand an explanation!

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Whole nine yards. Got it.

[ Prepare yourself, Dr. Banner. You are about to be the proud owner of an absolutely smashing outfit. ]

You're welcome.

[ Kind of terrified. Also hastily tacking on; ]

Uh, nothing purple.

[ He snorts. ]

Please. Remember who you're talking to. No purple.

[ That color follows him around ... ]

No red and no gold either.

Oh for--Give me a little credit here. No gold, no red, no purple, no stars and stripes, I got it. Really.

I'm sorry if you're getting strange looks. It's my fault.

No, it's fine. This is normal. It's like when I go out to get coffee. No big deal. Don't sweat it.

[ What else is there to do in a desert on a phonecall other than get kind of introspective about your bro buying you pants? ]

I'm glad we met.

Because I'm willing to run pants out to you in the desert at the drop of a hat?

[ The grin is audible in his voice. ]

Me too, Bruce. Me too.

Well, I'm not going to deny that it's a perk.

[ Just as audibly pleased over here. ]

I haven't known many nice people, so you're setting up shop as the only guy worth remembering.

Oh yeah? What do I gotta do to make me really memorable for you?

You're that worried I'll forget about you the next time I head off?

I'm just a man, Bruce. A brilliant man, but I know that even I can't compete with the rainforest.

I like you better than the rainforest, Tony.

Then why don't you stay?

There are lots of reasons.

Name one that isn't based on a fear of what might happen with the Hulk.

I don't want to get in the way of your life.

I'm sorry. How is wanting you to be in it getting in the way exactly?

I don't see how I'd fit into it. At length. It's been years since I wanted to stay anywhere.

If you want to stay, then stay. There's room, Bruce. It's this big empty space that's just been waiting for you to show up and fill it.

What am I supposed to do with that? When you say it, you know you're only making me want to go home with you even more.

I don't know how to react to wanting that.

Good! I want you to come home with me!

Accept it. Let yourself want it. It's okay to do that. I want it too.

I appreciate that you like me for who I am, I do, but you have got to understand my blood is toxic. A single accidental drop of it could ruin your entire life. I'm a walking fallout. This isn't even self-deprecating, it's the truth.

Well, it's a good thing I'm not a vampire then, isn't it?