Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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Shintarou Midorima | KnB | ota

[tsunverde]

[rockpaperpedal]

OhaAsa's always been family friendly, huh?

[tsunverde]

Of course. Very young children may have trouble acquiring their lucky item for the day, but that just means they aren't yet ready to do everything possible to succeed.

[rockpaperpedal]

Guess that answers my question about what you'd do if OhaAsa started having dirty-lucky stuff on it.

[tsunverde]

First, I would make sure it wasn't a prank.

[rockpaperpedal]

But then if it wasn't, you'd go all in?

[tsunverde]

I've found difficult lucky items before.

[rockpaperpedal]

Would you try and demand my help on something like that too?

Or would you suddenly get shy and ask cute like if it was something like that?

Or just go at it sad and solo?

[tsunverde]

I can be mature about sexual matters.

I doubt you would have the same attitude, so I wouldn't ask for your help.

[So yes, he would be mortified.]

[rockpaperpedal]

Sad and solo. Guess there's things even you're not ready to do everything possible in.

[tsunverde]

Don't be a fool. How much could you help me while laughing the entire way?

[rockpaperpedal]

Even I can get serious when it gets down to it.

[tsunverde]

This is all hypothetical anyway, so there's no point in making plans.

[rockpaperpedal]

Don't say that. These are talks teammates need to be having! It's super important for you to know I wouldn't laugh if you sent me a nude or a dick pic or something.

[tsunverde]

That wasn't what we were talking about at all, you fool!

[rockpaperpedal]

Rather talk about receiving than giving?

[tsunverde]

I would rather talk about why the idea even crossed your mind.
Have I ever given you any impression that I'm someone who sends or receives those kinds of pictures?

[rockpaperpedal]

Not even a little. You probably don't even think about it. Ever. This might be the first time you ever even realized phones can be used for that kind of thing.

[tsunverde]

There's no need to go that far. I don't live under a rock.

[rockpaperpedal]

So you do think about it.

[tsunverde]

I'm aware of it. That doesn't mean I consider doing it.

[rockpaperpedal]

With me or with anyone?

[tsunverde]

With anyone, of course.

I'm not rejecting you any more than I always do. I'm saying I don't find it appropriate.

[rockpaperpedal]

Your nice side comes out in the weirdest places.

[tsunverde]

[How do you harumph over text?]

I wasn't trying to be nice. I was making myself clear.