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justformemes ([personal profile] justformemes) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2018-05-01 05:12 am

Sexting







the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

tsunverde: (classic glasses push)

[personal profile] tsunverde 2018-06-02 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
[The urgency to put distance between them has passed, so that doesn't influence his decision at all. In fact, Midorima isn't even thinking of the cart retrieval option as a way to remove Takao from his presence. If he sends him back for it, he's following him to school and getting a ride home.]

I did say the time without extra practice was for rest and relaxation. Naturally, walking back to school when it's not absolutely necessary would go against that goal.
rockpaperpedal: (Chatty)

[personal profile] rockpaperpedal 2018-06-02 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Between that and some unexpected coverage over the group meeting, despite Takao having used the opportunity to give him a hard time under the table, he can only conclude that Midorima's in an exceedingly good mood, something that puts him in a good mood. Stretching out his arms behind his head and enjoying the rare luxury of not having to propel any weight but his own, he takes to humming on the walk back. It feels best not to mention that the lack of extra practice has him feeling like he still has some energy to burn off, that after dropping Shin-chan off, he plans to find a street court; that'll make Midorima feel compelled to push himself for more after all. It's been a harder day on him. Hanging out with the group was likely more tiring in some ways than a hundred shot streak.]
tsunverde: (manicure)

[personal profile] tsunverde 2018-06-02 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Midorima is in a reasonably good mood he would never admit to. Fate had finally smiled on him after some early difficult moments, and walking next to Takao doesn't feel the least bit perilous to his dignity.

It would be an almost perfect walk if it was a quiet walk.]


When I said it was time for relaxation, I didn't mean you had to be obnoxiously relaxed.
rockpaperpedal: (Gettin' on my nerves.)

[personal profile] rockpaperpedal 2018-06-02 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
[The humming stops with an affronted and nasal grunt, shoulders tensing up as he holds his arms behind his head still, determined to try and force a continued relaxed posture, even with a sour, sulking glower in his direction. It's the dangerous look of one who has gone from enjoying Midorima's company to plotting how to enjoy his easily triggered unease. Takao is a man of such broad tastes, after all. If Shin-chan wants a little more tension, then...]

Might have a hard time falling asleep tonight without being completely worn out. D'you know what I do to wind down at night when I can't sleep?

tsunverde: (annoyed)

[personal profile] tsunverde 2018-06-02 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
[After last night, Midorima can guess. Of course, he probably could have guessed where the question was leading on any other day, but this answer comes with audiovisual enhancement he has to try to push back to the far corners of his mind.]

It was a request for silence, you fool. Not an invitation to discuss inappropriate matters in public.
rockpaperpedal: (That's a lion.)

[personal profile] rockpaperpedal 2018-06-02 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Hnnnnnnn.

[Sharp eyes rake him over, this time decidedly not as openly appreciative. Instead, it is a look of mock judgment.]

I was gonna say I text my friends and stuff. Guess we know what you do if your mind goes to that first.
tsunverde: (dear god why?)

[personal profile] tsunverde 2018-06-02 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
I was admitting no such thing!

[It doesn't seem wise to focus on the outcome of Takao texting his friends "and stuff" the previous evening, but even thinking about it in passing is one more step away from a peaceful mind.]

It was a leading question.

[At least there's the indignity of Takao daring to judge him for it to think about.]
rockpaperpedal: (Don't like it.)

[personal profile] rockpaperpedal 2018-06-02 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
What was leading about it?

[It's more of a challenge than the usual, incredulous and sincere questions he has about Midorima's oddities.]

I was thinking you could try it too since you're gettin' a little friendlier with the rest of the team now, that's all. Since we all had such a nice wholesome time.

[Says the one who felt up his leg under the table.]
tsunverde: (annoyed)

[personal profile] tsunverde 2018-06-02 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
Don't make me out to be the pervert!

[Is he the pervert in this situation? Takao's explanation casts just enough doubt for Midorima to kind of want to scream into the convenient pillow he's carrying.]
rockpaperpedal: (But seriously fuck you man.)

[personal profile] rockpaperpedal 2018-06-02 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
"The" pervert? When you put it like that, it's like your saying one of us's gotta be one...
tsunverde: (classic glasses push)

[personal profile] tsunverde 2018-06-02 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
Which one of us brought up what he does to unwind before bed? Where else was my mind supposed to go after last night?

[So much for not focusing on that.]
rockpaperpedal: (Ate your Lucky Item)

[personal profile] rockpaperpedal 2018-06-02 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
That did the opposite of unwind me.

[He says it as if that is a full and perfect rebuttal that somehow clears him of pervert status.]
tsunverde: (pic#7910581)

[personal profile] tsunverde 2018-06-02 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
Of course...in the moment you're worked up, but after you should be completely relaxed and in an ideal state for going right to sleep.

[Perhaps spoken too knowledgeably.]
rockpaperpedal: (I seee...)

[personal profile] rockpaperpedal 2018-06-02 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
It was pretty nice, wasn't it?
tsunverde: (annoyed)

[personal profile] tsunverde 2018-06-02 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
[It was, but of course he's never saying that. Instead Midorima only answers with a noise somewhere between a huff and a snort. A very dignified huff/snort.]
Edited 2018-06-02 09:34 (UTC)
rockpaperpedal: (PILOT!)

[personal profile] rockpaperpedal 2018-06-02 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
Alright! You convinced me! I'll go with that plan for getting to sleep tonight!
tsunverde: (one shippy icon is required right?)

[personal profile] tsunverde 2018-06-02 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
[If Midorima has a heart problem or a stroke in the future, he's sure it will be because of this moment's sudden blood pressure spike.]

I was not trying to convince you! I also did not need to know about this thing I was not trying to convince you to do.
rockpaperpedal: (Say what now?)

[personal profile] rockpaperpedal 2018-06-02 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
Wasn't that what we were talking about? Ways to get so sleep so we don't waste a rest day being unrested?
tsunverde: (annoyed)

[personal profile] tsunverde 2018-06-02 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
That is what you were talking about. I was wishing for silence once again.
rockpaperpedal: (Majestic like a sea turtle.)

[personal profile] rockpaperpedal 2018-06-02 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
If that's what you want. You seemed like the type who'd want a warning, though.
tsunverde: (pic#7910623)

[personal profile] tsunverde 2018-06-02 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
What do you mean by a warning, you fool?
rockpaperpedal: (Are?)

[personal profile] rockpaperpedal 2018-06-02 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
For...

[He sounds confident enough besides stalling off, having to reword it.]

That I'm....

[Again.]

The...

[Actually having to put into words that he's going to try to sext him again, right to his face, in person, while keeping up his usual bravado, is proving harder than expected.

Surprised himself at how hard it is to just spit something like that out, Midorima temporarily has the quiet he was seeking.]
tsunverde: (pic#7910578)

[personal profile] tsunverde 2018-06-02 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Takao at a loss for words is a strange experience, distracting enough that he doesn't fully appreciate his desired silence. Thinking about what could leave him so tongue-tied jolts the connection Midorima didn't make a moment ago into place.]

Understood. Don't say another word.

[He's not expressing an interest, but he's not telling him not to do it.]
rockpaperpedal: (WTF)

[personal profile] rockpaperpedal 2018-06-02 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
[The sound he makes is probably an attempt at a word, but obediently enough, it is not one.

Even in the bathroom there was at least a wall before they got down to any kind of detailed talk. Midorima made a plan and excused himself, Takao followed, separate stalls, only a hand between them. But if he just looks straight ahead, it's almost like there's a wall.

It's public but not public enough for common decency and fear of the immediate public eye to keep his thoughts in check.]
tsunverde: (classic glasses push)

[personal profile] tsunverde 2018-06-02 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[The silence is worse, full of the potential of what could happen tonight, letting his mind run free with ideas and memories.

However, it's also full of the fear that Takao could get over his current problem and start talking to him in public about it despite his express command. Conversation on a completely different topic seems in order.]


Did you get a good start on the literature assignment during class?

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