Sexting

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the phone sex +
sexting meme

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[rockpaperpedal]

That did the opposite of unwind me.

[He says it as if that is a full and perfect rebuttal that somehow clears him of pervert status.]

[tsunverde]

Of course...in the moment you're worked up, but after you should be completely relaxed and in an ideal state for going right to sleep.

[Perhaps spoken too knowledgeably.]

[rockpaperpedal]

It was pretty nice, wasn't it?

[tsunverde]

[It was, but of course he's never saying that. Instead Midorima only answers with a noise somewhere between a huff and a snort. A very dignified huff/snort.]

[rockpaperpedal]

Alright! You convinced me! I'll go with that plan for getting to sleep tonight!

[tsunverde]

[If Midorima has a heart problem or a stroke in the future, he's sure it will be because of this moment's sudden blood pressure spike.]

I was not trying to convince you! I also did not need to know about this thing I was not trying to convince you to do.

[rockpaperpedal]

Wasn't that what we were talking about? Ways to get so sleep so we don't waste a rest day being unrested?

[tsunverde]

That is what you were talking about. I was wishing for silence once again.

[rockpaperpedal]

If that's what you want. You seemed like the type who'd want a warning, though.

[tsunverde]

What do you mean by a warning, you fool?

[rockpaperpedal]

For...

[He sounds confident enough besides stalling off, having to reword it.]

That I'm....

[Again.]

The...

[Actually having to put into words that he's going to try to sext him again, right to his face, in person, while keeping up his usual bravado, is proving harder than expected.

Surprised himself at how hard it is to just spit something like that out, Midorima temporarily has the quiet he was seeking.]

[tsunverde]

[Takao at a loss for words is a strange experience, distracting enough that he doesn't fully appreciate his desired silence. Thinking about what could leave him so tongue-tied jolts the connection Midorima didn't make a moment ago into place.]

Understood. Don't say another word.

[He's not expressing an interest, but he's not telling him not to do it.]

[rockpaperpedal]

[The sound he makes is probably an attempt at a word, but obediently enough, it is not one.

Even in the bathroom there was at least a wall before they got down to any kind of detailed talk. Midorima made a plan and excused himself, Takao followed, separate stalls, only a hand between them. But if he just looks straight ahead, it's almost like there's a wall.

It's public but not public enough for common decency and fear of the immediate public eye to keep his thoughts in check.]

[tsunverde]

[The silence is worse, full of the potential of what could happen tonight, letting his mind run free with ideas and memories.

However, it's also full of the fear that Takao could get over his current problem and start talking to him in public about it despite his express command. Conversation on a completely different topic seems in order.]

Did you get a good start on the literature assignment during class?

[rockpaperpedal]

Huh?

Oh. That! I actually ended up mostly class stuff in class today, so yeah, I'm doing alright there. I even did the reading part.

["The reading part" is rather critical to most literature assignments. Though he can be prone to skimming and missing nuance and just throwing out the most bland answers he's sure he can get away with to get it done with.]

[tsunverde]

Even the reading part. [He doesn't sound impressed.] Of course, if you could manage to do that in all of your classes every day, you would never have to ask to copy my homework again.

[Midorima can congratulate himself on a mood thoroughly killed.]

[rockpaperpedal]

If you're in my head that bad every day that I gotta focus that much for the rest of my high school life, I'm gonna have problems a straight A report card's not gonna fix.

[Congratulations might have been a little premature.]

[tsunverde]

[There are a number of things to react to, from Takao's poor study habits to more proof that he had just as much of an impact on Takao as he did on him, all equally stunning, in the literal sense of sending him into a momentary daze.

Talking about it is the last thing Midorima wants to do, but an admission like that requires a response.]

Today's difficulties may have been because of the novelty of the situation.

[rockpaperpedal]

[Despite being the last one tongue tied, he goes on as if he hadn't admitted to anything embarrassing at all, as if the current topic is completely unrelated to the one that had him unusually quieted.]

That's what I'm banking on. Once I get it back under control, I should be hitting you up for homework again like usual.

[tsunverde]

You could also remember what it was like to focus and be a diligent student and improve your scholastic performance.

I'm sure that won't happen, so I'll continue to refuse to let you copy.

[Don't think about exactly what Takao is getting under control and it's just a normal conversation where he tries to tell him what to do and expresses preemptive disappointment in him.]

[rockpaperpedal]

You wanna keep me in that state in class, you could make sure to keep me worked up.

[His own joke makes him snicker.]

But pass. That kinda thing should be done with a pure heart, not some kinda dark and twisted plan.

[Sexting is a wholesome activity not to be sullied by the messy duties of a proper student.]

[tsunverde]

Takao!

[Midorima's reaction is not a snicker.]

I'm not sure there's anything pure about it.

[rockpaperpedal]

There's a difference between just innocently wanting to see someone [naked, hot and bothered] and manipulating that they want you to get 'em to do something [that they really should do for their own sake, like study or do their homework].

[tsunverde]

[He wants to argue that he has been manipulated into wanting Takao by his very existence, inasmuch as one can want to argue with words they would never speak.]

Then I will continue to focus on my current techniques for trying to make you a good enough student that it's not embarrassing to be associated with you.

[rockpaperpedal]

[Another burst of laughter.]

Shin-chan, harsh! You're making me sound like one of those stat raising sim games. Are you gonna pit me in competitions against other people's manservants or something?