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Sexting

the phone sex +
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sexting meme
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We were running late and needed to be efficient today.
[Efficiency, yes, that's a good word for "too turned on to slow things down."]
Next time, we'll plan ahead so we can take our time. I'll need to see if you can do a good enough job on my fingers before I let you put your mouth on anything else.
[Even if he knows it's for the purpose of setting the scene, bringing up a "next time" fills him with a nervous sort of anticipation.]
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They only start to process again once he realizes this isn't real. This is just scene setting fantasy.]
Crap. Even proving myself to you's really hot.
There's not a damn place on you I don't want my mouth on.
[He knows Midorima's probably into more tasteful wording, euphemisms and implications, especially if they're going through text, but Takao's not at the top of his game. His brain had to be rebooted and not all the programs are running yet.]
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He didn't prepare enough for this. Surely there must be sexting techniques or advice he could look up, even if he has to burn his phone or computer after rather than risk anyone finding his search history. If he's been too demanding - it comes so naturally to him - and Takao is put off by it in this context, his failure will be because he didn't do enough to ensure his success.
If they were face to face, the reply that finally arrives would have earned him a sharp, "Takao!" for being too...much. It's just too much.
Not that the idea is undesirable. Midorima thinks he might let Takao put his mouth anywhere he wanted.]
Tell me where you would start.
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If he has a hooked interest, there's no time to waste. Once the attack's started, the only choice is to go forward or lose his nerve.]
It doesn't have to be sensitive places if you don't trust me yet. You could even keep your shirt on while I suck on your fingers fresh after the tape's off. Or after practice before it goes back on?
[Too much into the potential for it to really happen, sorting out times. Back on track.]
One at a time or more. Were you ever into the palm reading stuff? I could lick every single line on there. You take care of your hands and they're sensitive to feel the ball. If I could make that feel good you should trust me at your neck right? You'd either have to lay down or let me sit on your lap with how tall you are.
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[If there's anyone he trusts, it's Takao.
Despite that, all of these options sound dangerous.]
You should sit in my lap.
[Midorima would like to follow that up with a logical reason why the lap is the best choice, but he doesn't have one. He just had a visceral reaction to the thought of Takao in his lap.]
I'll see how many you can take at once.
Don't leave any marks when you move on to my neck.
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Speaking of that, image conscious about hickeys or do you like it softer?
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And how is he supposed to know if he likes it softer?
These are not thoughts he can express while trying to appear experienced and in control.]
I wouldn't put it in those crude terms.
Of course I wouldn't want to walk out of the room wearing a blatant advertisement of what we were just doing.
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He tells himself Shin-chan's probably on the other end as much of a mess. If he reads over his own side it seems calm enough when he's not.]
So it's cool if I get a little messier under where clothes usually cover. I can be real gentle licking your neck but doing that much will probably have me pretty worked up by the time I get to your chest.
Or maybe you've got unexpectedly sensitive nipples?
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[His reaction was so immediate, that one slipped through before he would think better of it.]
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[Teasing him comes not-so-surprisingly easily. But Takao's not willing to throw the mood entirely. A second text immediately follows up.]
Have to get out of your lap to go much lower. Getting on my knees might just make you really insufferable, though.
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[Another automatic reaction that he decides to leave in his message because Takao deserves it after saying it like that. He also deserves it for the crime of being right in his own way. Midorima is certainly learning a few things about himself.]
Don't be so impatient. You can stay where you are a little longer. It will make it easier for me to touch you.
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[As usual, being told to shut up doesn't do much to stop him. A new pattern is forming, one of teasing him, then following up with something a little more on-point, just in case he might otherwise get offended enough to break the mood. That's the problem with pure text; it doesn't have the same inescapable velocity of images or reality.
And also some things are just embarrassing to write. Almost more embarrassing than just doing them. So he might need to build up the nerve to admit to some things, things he's sure are already known, by heckling him a little.]
But I don't mind spoiling you. I could sit in your lap and lick and stroke you for a long time. I might say some stuff that sounds like flattery but you know I really admire you in some ways, don't you?
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If you're serving me well, you should get an occasional reward. I do know that when it comes to sexual matters, being selfish is not the path to success.
[The shift from joke to proposition to compliment is much more difficult to respond to.]
It goes without saying that my shooting is admirable.
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Not what I'm talking about right now. It's amazing but it doesn't give me a boner and I don't get off to it.
[Feeling more at ease, he doesn't force himself to try more euphemistic wording to suit his tastes. If Shin-chan can be Shin-chan, he can be himself.]
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I would hope not as that would make our next game difficult.
What foolishness were you talking about?
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Of course that would be frustrating and I would demand you move on.
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But now I'm stuck on the idea of feeling you up. Licking you up. If I'm sitting right on your thighs it will be harder not to know what makes you squirm. The more you try to play stoic the more thoroughly I'm gonna look for your sweet spots, for the record.
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If we did, for instance, learn that my nipples are sensitive, would you use that information reasonably or would you take advantage of the knowledge?
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[This is why one doesn't arm him.]
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Of course there are some things that are not so easy to control.
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If I wind my fingers through your hair and pull to try to slow you down, would that discourage you or only make you more determined?
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