Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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[rockpaperpedal]

I think their partnership's a little more balanced... Not that I've got any complaints.

[He does and he voices them frequently. Midorima's a slavedriver. It's just he's in a pretty good mood today, enough to admit he'd be more weirded out by a change in some things. They day Midorima pulls the cart is both a day he looks forward to as a deep, personal dream, and a day he fears as the day he no longer has a dream to call his very own.]

Wonder if they're like that after all...

[tsunverde]

You don't know Kuroko like I do.

[Takao also isn't generally annoyed with Kuroko the way Midorima is and letting that color his impressions.]

Like what?

[He has his assumptions, but he's not going to take the bait this time and end up labeled something terrible like a romantic.]

[rockpaperpedal]

You know. If they've....

[The finish to that sentence is a vague hand motion. It's not much of a clarification.]

[tsunverde]

[To Midorima, who was already heading for that interpretation in his mind, it's a lurid display.]

Put your hand down!

I don't know. I prefer not to think about it.

[rockpaperpedal]

Seemed less dangerous than thinking about that kinda thing and people who actually do somethin' for me.

[tsunverde]

[That is a very reasonable approach, even if Midorima still prefers not to discuss that aspect of his former teammates' lives.

Of course, now that leaves him with a pressing question: Who fits in the category of doing something for Takao?]

Murasakibara and Himuro from Yosen?

[rockpaperpedal]

Hnn... Guess first thing's first: Which one's which? Is the pretty one taking care of the big guy or's the beast being tamed, you know?

[tsunverde]

[He will never get those images out of his mind. This was a terrible idea.]

Select a scenario that requires Murasakibara to put forth as little effort as possible, preferably while still snacking.

[rockpaperpedal]

So if they do that it's gonna be a whipped cream bikini kinda scenario... Shin-chan, I didn't wanna picture that.

[Takao gives him a feeble glare as if it truly is entirely his fault.]

[tsunverde]

[He thought he had mental images before...]

Shut up, Takao. And never say the words whipped cream bikini again.

[rockpaperpedal]

You brought 'em up!

[tsunverde]

I brought up a general idea. You insisted on specifics.

[rockpaperpedal]

I need to know which one I'm up against! You've got a clean win against either of 'em in most categories, but I need to know if I've got a chance!

[tsunverde]

Obviously Himuro is serving Murasakibara, so you'll be up against him.

[This is a ridiculous conversation, but at least they're back to talking about the non-sexual aspect.]

[rockpaperpedal]

Ah, that's not good... I don't have any specs on him outside of basketball, and he's really damn strong there. You'd have no problem beating him but... Plus he's the type that'd be popular on his looks. His boss's a lot lazier too so he probably works harder.

Shin-chan, it's up to you to beat Murasakibara by so much that we still win!

[tsunverde]

Of course I'll defeat him soundly.

I'll try not to do it too quickly so you can bask in Himuro's attractiveness a bit longer.

[Takao brought it up twice. Just a thing Midorima noticed. No jealousy involved.]

[rockpaperpedal]

[Takao doesn't take it as such, waving dismissively. There's no way Midorima would be jealous.]

Not my type, go ahead and make it quick and painless on your old friend for old times's sake.

[tsunverde]

[And if there was no jealousy involved, then there's no relief involved right now.]

What other pairs do you view as our potential competition in this pointless made-up game?

[rockpaperpedal]

You're the one raising me up for it. But let's see here... What about over at Too? Is their crying shooter guy a servant or just being bullied by Aomine?

...Or is that poor kid the entire team's?


[He doesn't know Aomine enough to know he can be tamed with the right tricks, and it's just as impossible for him to imagine the hoops Momoi has to jump through to try to handle him. Neither seem at first blush like the type to take the level of hassle he associates with his position.

Then again neither did Himuro. Or Kagami.]

[tsunverde]

[Ah, there is that teammate. Momoi is spared the indignity.]

With Aomine, they're surely one and the same. You will leave him in the dust.

[rockpaperpedal]

So to sum it up, you're doing pretty good with me!

[tsunverde]

My situation could be worse.

[rockpaperpedal]

You're already Top Tier, if you had the best manservant of all it'd just be unfair. Just accept it as some necessary game balance.

[For someone laying the compliments on so thick, in response to someone who can barely be bothered to spit out something not quite an insult, Takao's look is dangerously smug and cheeky about something.]

[tsunverde]

[Midorima knows he's top tier. He doesn't need Takao to tell him. But that expression is the bigger problem.]

You're looking much too pleased with yourself.

[rockpaperpedal]

Why wouldn't I be? I've got the strongest Pokemon in the game.