the tinder meme.

[deerhound]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Comments

[bloodings]

to train? are you still looking for a sparring partner or something

[ She has no idea what the app is actually for... ]

[erbe]

I'm not looking for that kind of partner.

[bloodings]

then you're just an idiot who's lost. not that it's surprising

[erbe]

You're lost. This is for finding partners of the more intimate variety.

[bloodings]

huh? fighting isn't intimate. you're making it sound weird

[erbe]

THIS APP IS FOR FINDING DATE PARTNERS YOU COLOSSAL IDIOT

[bloodings]

you're the idiot
where's your proof? well its not like anyone would date you so i guess you wouldn't have any

[erbe]

Just wait until you get unsolicited pictures.

[She's not even going to respond to that last bit. She doesn't need reassurance on being able to get a date when Shinji slobbers at her feet whenever he gets the chance.]

[bloodings]

so? i'll cut off anything i don't like

[ She talks a big game but... ]

[erbe]

I'll send most of my inbox your way, then.

[bloodings]

wait you're getting that kind of crap? oi then delete this thing idiot!

[ Why does she care about Rin's purity... ]

[erbe]

You can't tell me what to do.

[bloodings]

i said do it!

[ If at first you don't succeed... ]

[erbe]

Make me.

[bloodings]

i can just break your phone

[erbe]

Not if it's in my bra.

[bloodings]

[ RIN DON'T MAKE HER THINK ABOUT YOUR BRA ]

what is WRONG with you? are you some kind of weird pervert mage?? you are aren't you!!

[erbe]

No, but you'd like that. Wouldn't you? Because a knight can't make the first move.

[bloodings]

duh! that's the total basic level of chivalry!
not that i care about that crap or anything!

[erbe]

So is that what you want, Mordred? Someone else to make the first move on you?

[bloodings]

[ WHY IS THIS HAPPENING ]

yes!
i mean no! NO!!
i don't care about that stuff!
i told you i'm here for a fight idiot!!

[erbe]

Don't worry. I'll still 'spar' with you.

[bloodings]

I'LL CUT YOU IN HALF

[erbe]

Oh, Saber. Pierce me gently. It'll be my first time.

[bloodings]

of course it is. nobody could put up with you for long enough