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deerhound ([personal profile] deerhound) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2017-10-12 05:43 am
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the tinder meme.

the tinder meme

Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother.

Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it.

What's the worst that could happen?

FORMATTING
bloodings: (you'll never)

[personal profile] bloodings 2017-10-13 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
to train? are you still looking for a sparring partner or something

[ She has no idea what the app is actually for... ]
erbe: To your own feelings (035)

[personal profile] erbe 2017-10-13 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not looking for that kind of partner.
bloodings: (it makes it)

[personal profile] bloodings 2017-10-13 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
then you're just an idiot who's lost. not that it's surprising
erbe: The reflection of me in my heart's mirror (057)

[personal profile] erbe 2017-10-13 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You're lost. This is for finding partners of the more intimate variety.
bloodings: (over and over again)

[personal profile] bloodings 2017-10-13 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
huh? fighting isn't intimate. you're making it sound weird
erbe: It's not like it's selfish or anything (009)

[personal profile] erbe 2017-10-13 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS APP IS FOR FINDING DATE PARTNERS YOU COLOSSAL IDIOT
bloodings: (shaping faking)

[personal profile] bloodings 2017-10-13 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
you're the idiot
where's your proof? well its not like anyone would date you so i guess you wouldn't have any
erbe: Okay, okay, I'll try to contain myself (021)

[personal profile] erbe 2017-10-13 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Just wait until you get unsolicited pictures.

[She's not even going to respond to that last bit. She doesn't need reassurance on being able to get a date when Shinji slobbers at her feet whenever he gets the chance.]
bloodings: (step back for all)

[personal profile] bloodings 2017-10-13 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
so? i'll cut off anything i don't like

[ She talks a big game but... ]
erbe: Two: take a good look all the way to my shoes (004)

[personal profile] erbe 2017-10-13 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll send most of my inbox your way, then.
bloodings: (seem to gamble)

[personal profile] bloodings 2017-10-13 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
wait you're getting that kind of crap? oi then delete this thing idiot!

[ Why does she care about Rin's purity... ]
erbe: I'm the #1 princess in the world (001)

[personal profile] erbe 2017-10-13 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't tell me what to do.
bloodings: (the peace of men)

[personal profile] bloodings 2017-10-13 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
i said do it!

[ If at first you don't succeed... ]
bloodings: (when heaven and hell)

[personal profile] bloodings 2017-10-13 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
i can just break your phone
erbe: Don't write me off as selfish (022)

[personal profile] erbe 2017-10-14 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Not if it's in my bra.
bloodings: (my will is breaking)

[personal profile] bloodings 2017-10-14 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ RIN DON'T MAKE HER THINK ABOUT YOUR BRA ]

what is WRONG with you? are you some kind of weird pervert mage?? you are aren't you!!
erbe: (075)

[personal profile] erbe 2017-10-14 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
No, but you'd like that. Wouldn't you? Because a knight can't make the first move.
bloodings: (over and over again)

[personal profile] bloodings 2017-10-14 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
duh! that's the total basic level of chivalry!
not that i care about that crap or anything!
erbe: I want to be that way (042)

[personal profile] erbe 2017-10-14 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
So is that what you want, Mordred? Someone else to make the first move on you?
bloodings: (how can we know)

[personal profile] bloodings 2017-10-14 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ WHY IS THIS HAPPENING ]

yes!
i mean no! NO!!
i don't care about that stuff!
i told you i'm here for a fight idiot!!
erbe: (070)

[personal profile] erbe 2017-10-14 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry. I'll still 'spar' with you.
bloodings: (it's not enough)

[personal profile] bloodings 2017-10-14 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
I'LL CUT YOU IN HALF
erbe: The reflection of me in my heart's mirror (040)

[personal profile] erbe 2017-10-14 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Saber. Pierce me gently. It'll be my first time.
bloodings: (it makes it)

[personal profile] bloodings 2017-10-14 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
of course it is. nobody could put up with you for long enough

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please let me kill mordred

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u can kill mordred anyday

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