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deerhound ([personal profile] deerhound) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2017-10-12 05:43 am
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the tinder meme.

the tinder meme

Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother.

Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it.

What's the worst that could happen?

FORMATTING
erbe: I'm the #1 princess in the world (001)

[personal profile] erbe 2017-10-16 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Just pray you never meet him.

[It's Matou Shinji. She dislikes Kirei, too, but at least that man is easy enough to avoid. All she has to do is ignore her answering machine at home.]
bloodings: (you are the sun)

[personal profile] bloodings 2017-10-16 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
huh. he must be a serious pain in the ass.
want me to beat him up for you?
erbe: Because you know I'm #1 princess in the world (025)

[personal profile] erbe 2017-10-16 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
As funny as that would be, no. He'd just take it out on someone else.
bloodings: (the peace of men)

[personal profile] bloodings 2017-10-16 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
but you're my master. i have to defend your honour at least a little.

[ She'd be blushing if this wasn't text. ]

ugh fine. but don't forget my offer!
erbe: So I can be myself (060)

[personal profile] erbe 2017-10-16 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's almost sweet.]

Thank you, Saber. I'll keep your offer in mind.