the tinder meme.

[deerhound]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Comments

((Can avoid spoilers if you need me to.))

[justpure]

Korekiyo Shinguji (17) I have an interest in anthropology and humanity in general. Not interested in romance, just looking for a friend.

✓       ✕

YES

Matt Holt: Voltron: Legendary Defender

[tookashirototheknee]

Matthew Holt (22) I'm a space explorer, astrobiologist and general nerd. Looking for friendships of any sort, or guys. Mostly guys.

✓ ✕

Kenny Al-Bahir ( War at Home - m/m )

[rainbowflavored]

Kenny Al-Bahir (18) I like chess, star wars and dogs!

✓       ✕

Jughead Jones | Riverdale

[ascertainable]

Jughead Jones This seems like a really insincere way to meet people.

✓       ✕

Akane Kowata | Flying Witch

[jetsetwitch]

Akane Kowata (22) I'm just a world traveling witch on the prowl for new experiences. Looking for boys or girls who like to have fun and keep things casual.

✓       ✕

Cathy Dollanganger 🥀 oh you know damn well 🥀 M/F

[steelballerina]

CATHERINE DAHL (18) My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.

✓ ✕

[ this is quite possibly the worst thing I have ever done. ]

aki himura ( original ) f/f

[autumnish]

Aki Himura (22) I'd like to find someone who'll be willing to let me come closer and whom I'm comfortable getting closer to.

✓       ✕

phichit chulanont ( yuri!!! on ice ) ota

[selfies]

PHICHIT (21) Thai. 🇹🇭 🇹🇭 🇹🇭  Professional figure skater. Selfie addict. Social media menace. Travel. 🛩   Hamster enthusiast. 🐹   Fun sized. 😘

✓ ✕

💖Clary Fray | Shadowhunters💖

[gingerbiscuits]

Clary Fray (18) I love making art and working in all sorts of mediums! Also love comics, movies, anime, pumpkin spice lattes, and sparring! Looking for more friends who enjoy pop culture AND combat. Let's get coffee?

✓       ✕

natalie goodman | next to normal

[birdflips]

NATALIE GOODMAN (18) pianist, student, caffeine addict, "genius." i'll probably delete this tomorrow.

✓       ✕

crowe altius | final fantasy xv: kingsglaive

[altius]

CROWE ALTIIUS (29) kingsglaive, caster. tell me something interesting.

✓       ✕

[birdflips]

✓

never met a hamster enthusiast before.
or a pro skater.

Raven | Gravity Rush

[crowgirl]

[ set up for her by well-meaning coworkers/friends: ]

Raven (19) Hard-working hero seeking friends or maybe more! Enjoys food, action, and messing with gravity. Must love birds.

✓       ✕

tim drake | dc

[radrobin]

tim drake (62) my brother bullied me until i made this please dont

✓       ✕

Cheryl Blossom | Riverdale

[hashtagtwinning]

Cheryl Blossom I'm a Blossom. You can't date me, but we can chat--but only if you're lucky.

✓       ✕

Jughead Jones | Riverdale

[hashtagtwinning]

✕

[ They won't match, but a screenshot will promptly be taken and 'anonymously' sent to Betty. ]

[exqueenbitch]

✓

Now this, I have to say, is a surprise.

[hashtagtwinning]

Is it? I'm not opposed to a bit of fun, Veronica.

Elphelt Valentine ❤ Guilty Gear ❤ OTA

[travailler]

ELPHELT VALENTINE (??) A woman looking for love! I love dogs and friends and sweets and dates. Things like gender and status don't matter! Please take care of me!

✓       ✕

Astolfo (Rider of Black) | Fate/ | OTA

[insensee]

ASTOLFO! :D (um) IDK w/e I'm looking for fun lol *3* Don't sweat it. I'm fun and cute what else do you need to know???

✓       ✕

[exqueenbitch]

I guess I just figured your idea of fun was a little out of line with this.

[...]

Then again, maybe not.

[loveismadness]

✓

gee kiddo u dont look a day over 50 ;)

[radrobin]

thank you it's all the plastic surgery

[impurification]

✓

Hello,

is your hair natural? It's pretty. It makes your face actually look nice.

[romanish]

✓

I made a miscalculation when I tried to use Tinder here. Small sample pool that's actually alive. Anyways, do you like idols? I should probably bond with you, I guess! Just in general.