the tinder meme.

[deerhound]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Comments

((Can avoid spoilers if you need me to.))

[justpure]

Korekiyo Shinguji (17) I have an interest in anthropology and humanity in general. Not interested in romance, just looking for a friend.

✓       ✕

YES

Matt Holt: Voltron: Legendary Defender

[tookashirototheknee]

Matthew Holt (22) I'm a space explorer, astrobiologist and general nerd. Looking for friendships of any sort, or guys. Mostly guys.

✓ ✕

Kenny Al-Bahir ( War at Home - m/m )

[rainbowflavored]

Kenny Al-Bahir (18) I like chess, star wars and dogs!

✓       ✕

Jughead Jones | Riverdale

[ascertainable]

Jughead Jones This seems like a really insincere way to meet people.

✓       ✕

Jughead Jones | Riverdale

[hashtagtwinning]

✕

[ They won't match, but a screenshot will promptly be taken and 'anonymously' sent to Betty. ]

Akane Kowata | Flying Witch

[jetsetwitch]

Akane Kowata (22) I'm just a world traveling witch on the prowl for new experiences. Looking for boys or girls who like to have fun and keep things casual.

✓       ✕

Cathy Dollanganger 🥀 oh you know damn well 🥀 M/F

[steelballerina]

CATHERINE DAHL (18) My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.

✓ ✕

[ this is quite possibly the worst thing I have ever done. ]

aki himura ( original ) f/f

[autumnish]

Aki Himura (22) I'd like to find someone who'll be willing to let me come closer and whom I'm comfortable getting closer to.

✓       ✕

phichit chulanont ( yuri!!! on ice ) ota

[selfies]

PHICHIT (21) Thai. 🇹🇭 🇹🇭 🇹🇭  Professional figure skater. Selfie addict. Social media menace. Travel. 🛩   Hamster enthusiast. 🐹   Fun sized. 😘

✓ ✕

[birdflips]

✓

never met a hamster enthusiast before.
or a pro skater.

💖Clary Fray | Shadowhunters💖

[gingerbiscuits]

Clary Fray (18) I love making art and working in all sorts of mediums! Also love comics, movies, anime, pumpkin spice lattes, and sparring! Looking for more friends who enjoy pop culture AND combat. Let's get coffee?

✓       ✕

[rapp]

✓

Coffee's a good place to start.

natalie goodman | next to normal

[birdflips]

NATALIE GOODMAN (18) pianist, student, caffeine addict, "genius." i'll probably delete this tomorrow.

✓       ✕

[unaffluent]

✓

what's the point if you're going to delete it?

crowe altius | final fantasy xv: kingsglaive

[altius]

CROWE ALTIIUS (29) kingsglaive, caster. tell me something interesting.

✓       ✕

Raven | Gravity Rush

[crowgirl]

[ set up for her by well-meaning coworkers/friends: ]

Raven (19) Hard-working hero seeking friends or maybe more! Enjoys food, action, and messing with gravity. Must love birds.

✓       ✕

[broseidon]

✓

You really must love gravity, because I got pulled in by your attractive force.

tim drake | dc

[radrobin]

tim drake (62) my brother bullied me until i made this please dont

✓       ✕

[loveismadness]

✓

gee kiddo u dont look a day over 50 ;)

Cheryl Blossom | Riverdale

[hashtagtwinning]

Cheryl Blossom I'm a Blossom. You can't date me, but we can chat--but only if you're lucky.

✓       ✕

[exqueenbitch]

✓

Now this, I have to say, is a surprise.

Elphelt Valentine ❤ Guilty Gear ❤ OTA

[travailler]

ELPHELT VALENTINE (??) A woman looking for love! I love dogs and friends and sweets and dates. Things like gender and status don't matter! Please take care of me!

✓       ✕

[respecter]

You love dogs and your mind is open. I respect that.

[ ...he didn't swipe in any direction. ]

Astolfo (Rider of Black) | Fate/ | OTA

[insensee]

ASTOLFO! :D (um) IDK w/e I'm looking for fun lol *3* Don't sweat it. I'm fun and cute what else do you need to know???

✓       ✕

[romanish]

✓

I made a miscalculation when I tried to use Tinder here. Small sample pool that's actually alive. Anyways, do you like idols? I should probably bond with you, I guess! Just in general.

[nerdvamp]

Simon Lewis (18) just a scruffy guy from brooklyn. music major. singer, plays guitar and is okay at it. lets hang! my 3DS friend code : 3823-0966-9246 add me!

✓       ✕

[gingerbiscuits]

✓

Jw how many requests for nudes you've gotten after matching with someone??

stella gibson | the fall

[ex_assertiveness90]

[ someone talked her into this. she is Not Enthused. ]

Stella Gibson (44) If you're here for romance, don't bother. If you'd like to fuck, we'll talk. If you'd rather just talk, I suppose I can spare the time.

✓ ✕

[efficaciousness]

✓

I favor the idea of starting with talking and seeing where it goes.

Sengoku Kaname | Ballroom e Youkoso | OTA

[pendulate]

Sengoku Kaname (23) Professional ballroom dancer and coach. Latin and Ten dance title holder. Motorcycle enthusiast. Awesome.

✓       ✕

[selfies]

✓

you. me. dance off.

y/n??

mordred | fate/

[bloodings]

KNIGHT OF REBELLION Looking for a good fight. Don't waste my time if you're a weakling.

✓ ✕

[ That's what this is for, right... ]

[chariotry]

✓

[ His tinder is full of pictures of him in action, showing off... shirtless... The first picture is of him holding a cat, because people like sensitive men holding baby animals.

His profile is like "6ft, Star Athlete" with 100 emoji

Mordred: Swipes left ]

charlie hesketh ( k:tgc )

[unmutes]

CHARLIE (25) Only here for a shag. I don't need your life story; you don't need mine.

✓       ✕

( ooc; he literally hasn't touched this thing since he, well, "died". so, he's pretty much just bored right now??? )

[agenttequila]

✓ [ because why the hell not?]

Achilles | Fate/Apocrypha

[chariotry]

Achilles (25) Best of the Greeks. Not looking for anything serious right now, because glory and victory come first.

✓       ✕

[ The rest of his tinder have pictures of him shirtless or training with his stupid spear, and there's one picture of him lifting a baby lion over his head. He's also open to guys and girls! ]

[martyrium]

✓

[ he meant to swipe left but he doesn't know what he's doing. it says they matched???? what is this app. who installed this. he's so confused. ]

Roxy Morton | Kingsman

[rdulac]

Roxy Morton (23) Just looking for a bit of fun, nothing serious. A plus if you like dogs and poetry.

✓       ✕

[conner_el]

✓

Can't really say I know the first thing about poetry, but I do like dogs.

wanda maximoff | mcu | ota

[scarlethour]

Wanda (23) they should have tinder for people who want to pet dogs

✓       ✕

Heather Chandler | Heathers | ota

[mythic_bitch]

Heather Chandler (17) You're either a friend or a fuck. Be sure to let me know which.

✓       ✕

[shslliar]

✓

[Hang on. This guy who just swiped right has got some serious babyface going on. His profile says he's 16... And says he likes grape Panta, trolling people, and ruling the underworld from the shadows?!]

[Is that why he's wearing a military hat and a tattered cape in some of his pictures?]

[At least he's kind of cute, and he's texting you.]

Hey, what's wrong with fuck friends? That's totally a thing, you know.