the tinder meme.

[deerhound]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Comments

[bloodings]

[ u wouldn't like her when she's angry... so always ]

complaining about that just makes you sound like a shitty master.
wait who's my competition?

[erbe]

Just pray you never meet him.

[It's Matou Shinji. She dislikes Kirei, too, but at least that man is easy enough to avoid. All she has to do is ignore her answering machine at home.]

[bloodings]

huh. he must be a serious pain in the ass.
want me to beat him up for you?

[erbe]

As funny as that would be, no. He'd just take it out on someone else.

[bloodings]

but you're my master. i have to defend your honour at least a little.

[ She'd be blushing if this wasn't text. ]

ugh fine. but don't forget my offer!

[erbe]

[That's almost sweet.]

Thank you, Saber. I'll keep your offer in mind.