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[shocksock]

fashionably late

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[iron_tail]

I'm pretty sure that's prostitution then

[explotives]

Only it isn't because I won't have sex with any of your kind who come sniffing around.

I'll web chat with them at the most, mess with them in some other ways, bully 'em and then let the ego boost roll in.

And the money, I guess.

[iron_tail]

Oh, okay.

That's just being a web cam person. There's sites for that.

[Thank you Mineta for that traumatizing conversation.]

Wait. My kind? Why are you including me in this? I'm not going to pay for you to bully me.

[explotives]

I know there's sites for this kinda thing.

But if financial domination is a thing, there's gotta be people into financial submission, and I'm gonna bleed em dry.

And your kind cause you've got that submissive smell on you.

[iron_tail]

[Why is this his life? He's the normal one]

Okay, I might like the idea of submission. Still doesn't mean I'm going to pay anyone, least of all you, to bully me.

Anyways, good luck finding someone into that. Especially in this economy.

[explotives]

Especially in this economy? You sound like a fucking old man. What are you, like,
50 in dog years?

And you're into sub shit. Called it.

[iron_tail]

No. I'm just sane. And practical.

Your point?

[explotives]

Same shit.

My point being we'll see you crawling into class with a collar on one day soon, I bet.

[iron_tail]

[Someday, he'll learn not to challenge his classmate's world views. They're just... out there, to put it mildly]

... If you say so.

Unlikely. I like to keep my kinks in the bedroom. And even then, I wouldn't wear a collar.

[He's not that into it.]

[explotives]

In the bedroom or in the kennel?

[ Hilarious. Nobody has ever made that joke before. ]

[iron_tail]

... You and I have very different ideas of being submissive.

[explotives]

Probably because I'm not an animal.

[iron_tail]

And yet you act like one more than I do.

[explotives]

The hell I do. I'm more like a force of nature.

[iron_tail]

A rampaging rhino can be mistaken for an earthquake.

[explotives]

... that's actually a pretty good line.

Nice one.

[iron_tail]

Thank you.

[Because how else can you respond to that?]

Not that it's any of your business, but I mostly like the idea of being overpowered physically. Not this... bullying thing you're trying to sell.

[explotives]

What's the difference there?

If I held you down, used that goofy tail as a handle and kept you in place while I beat your ass, wouldn't that be overpowering you with bullying?

[iron_tail]

Because I want someone to not beat me up? Just overpower me and keep me in place?

I want to give up control, not take a beating. If I wanted that I'd spar someone. I don't get off on pain.

[explotives]

Sounds like a lot of hair splitting if you ask me.

Tell me how you wanna be treated. Something like just sitting on your face ought to work.

[iron_tail]

No. Call me old fashioned but I want to be in a relationship the person I'm doing kinky things with.

[explotives]

Old fashioned is only one of the things I'll call you, Monkey Boy.

Boring is another.

[iron_tail]

I'm used to being called boring. Try another.

[explotives]

Banana breath?

Nah, that's too tame.

Banana fucker? That's a little better.

[iron_tail]

Been called that before.

Your insults are getting stale.