TFLN

[shocksock]

fashionably late

Comments

[explotives]

Sounds like a lot of hair splitting if you ask me.

Tell me how you wanna be treated. Something like just sitting on your face ought to work.

[iron_tail]

No. Call me old fashioned but I want to be in a relationship the person I'm doing kinky things with.

[explotives]

Old fashioned is only one of the things I'll call you, Monkey Boy.

Boring is another.

[iron_tail]

I'm used to being called boring. Try another.

[explotives]

Banana breath?

Nah, that's too tame.

Banana fucker? That's a little better.

[iron_tail]

Been called that before.

Your insults are getting stale.

[explotives]

Whatever. Point is, you're looking for someone to spank the monkey.

[iron_tail]

If I kept a list of people who I want to spank my monkey you're not even on it.

[explotives]

Hey now. You're pretty bold when we're not talking in person.

If I didn't find it so funny, you might've pissed me off.

Next question. There's gotta be a guy you wanna take a licking from, right? Name names.

[iron_tail]

I would tell you the same thing face to face.

Todoroki. Shoji. Kirishima.

[explotives]

Oh hey. Your taste ain't as shitty as your Quirk!

[iron_tail]

[Excuse you. He's quite fond of his tail]

My quirk isn't shitty.

[explotives]

Shit tier then. Same difference.

[iron_tail]

Where do you get off on judging what level quirks are?

You're just an asshole. And I'll say it to your face if you want me to.

[explotives]

When you've got a Quirk like mine, you can judge other people's Quirks all you want.

And woah. Guess you've got dumb monkey balls to go with that dumb monkey tail.

Think I'll spare you the embarrassment of coming to me with your knees knocking together and your teeth chattering outta your skull.

[iron_tail]

How noble of you.

[If only it was able to communicate sarcasm through texting]