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[shocksock]

fashionably late

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[explotives]

Same shit.

My point being we'll see you crawling into class with a collar on one day soon, I bet.

[iron_tail]

[Someday, he'll learn not to challenge his classmate's world views. They're just... out there, to put it mildly]

... If you say so.

Unlikely. I like to keep my kinks in the bedroom. And even then, I wouldn't wear a collar.

[He's not that into it.]

[explotives]

In the bedroom or in the kennel?

[ Hilarious. Nobody has ever made that joke before. ]

[iron_tail]

... You and I have very different ideas of being submissive.

[explotives]

Probably because I'm not an animal.

[iron_tail]

And yet you act like one more than I do.

[explotives]

The hell I do. I'm more like a force of nature.

[iron_tail]

A rampaging rhino can be mistaken for an earthquake.

[explotives]

... that's actually a pretty good line.

Nice one.

[iron_tail]

Thank you.

[Because how else can you respond to that?]

Not that it's any of your business, but I mostly like the idea of being overpowered physically. Not this... bullying thing you're trying to sell.

[explotives]

What's the difference there?

If I held you down, used that goofy tail as a handle and kept you in place while I beat your ass, wouldn't that be overpowering you with bullying?

[iron_tail]

Because I want someone to not beat me up? Just overpower me and keep me in place?

I want to give up control, not take a beating. If I wanted that I'd spar someone. I don't get off on pain.

[explotives]

Sounds like a lot of hair splitting if you ask me.

Tell me how you wanna be treated. Something like just sitting on your face ought to work.

[iron_tail]

No. Call me old fashioned but I want to be in a relationship the person I'm doing kinky things with.

[explotives]

Old fashioned is only one of the things I'll call you, Monkey Boy.

Boring is another.

[iron_tail]

I'm used to being called boring. Try another.

[explotives]

Banana breath?

Nah, that's too tame.

Banana fucker? That's a little better.

[iron_tail]

Been called that before.

Your insults are getting stale.

[explotives]

Whatever. Point is, you're looking for someone to spank the monkey.

[iron_tail]

If I kept a list of people who I want to spank my monkey you're not even on it.

[explotives]

Hey now. You're pretty bold when we're not talking in person.

If I didn't find it so funny, you might've pissed me off.

Next question. There's gotta be a guy you wanna take a licking from, right? Name names.

[iron_tail]

I would tell you the same thing face to face.

Todoroki. Shoji. Kirishima.

[explotives]

Oh hey. Your taste ain't as shitty as your Quirk!

[iron_tail]

[Excuse you. He's quite fond of his tail]

My quirk isn't shitty.

[explotives]

Shit tier then. Same difference.