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[shocksock]

fashionably late

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[explotives]

You mean like a pro hero? Oh shit, someone should've told me about that sooner!

Only I already know about jobs, dumbass!

[icebreak]

A job would be a more viable option than finding a
financial masochist [ whatever that is...??? ]

They'd probably want someone more like Midnight-sensei

[explotives]

Leave that old hag outta this.

[ Mainly because he's right. Jerk. ]

There's gotta be someone out there who gets off handing over their cash while being yelled at by their superior.

[icebreak]

They'd have to be a very special kind of person

[ if they exist. ]

[explotives]

Good. I don't want any old loser fighting for my attention.

[icebreak]

Would you even be in a position to be picky?

[explotives]

The fuck is that supposed to mean? A guy like me has the right to be picky.

[icebreak]

[ ... he thinks he's finally figured out why this has been nagging at him. ]

Bakugou
Are you saying you want to do compensated dating

[explotives]

Fuck no.

It's not actually dating. They'll give me money and I'll yell at them a little and that's that.

Nothing weird.

[ Highly debatable. ]

[icebreak]

I think a person who would pay to be yelled at would be weirder than someone who would pay for a date

[ which is pitiful, but... probably not as masochistic. ]

[explotives]

Nobody cares what you think!

[ And shortly after... ]

So... you know anybody who'd be into it?

[icebreak]

[ what do you think the answer to that is....... ]

Why do you need the money?

[explotives]

I wanna buy stuff. Don't wanna ask my folks for cash.

[ Because his mother is fearsome and would say no, mainly. But there's also the excitement in pushing someone around that makes this dumb idea sound enticing. ]

[icebreak]

[ kind of getting the feeling, honestly. subtlety isn't quite bakugou's strong point. ]

Is the money the important part, or the domination?

[explotives]

[ Subtle as a firework up the ass. ]

Have we met? They're both important!

[icebreak]

If you desperately needed money, I would lend you. But you dont.
And I doubt you're worth paying for domination.

[explotives]

I could Dom a guy like you so hard you'd have a hard on for weeks!

[icebreak]

I doubt it
Also I'm not paying for that
Also I doubt it

[explotives]

Chicken shit.

[ That'll work. ]

Guys like you love being taken down a notch. It's fucking obvious.

[icebreak]

[ this is CHEAP BAIT and he's not falling for it.

for two seconds. ]

You don't have the finesse to take me.

[explotives]

Finesse ain't my style. Brute force all the way.

All the pissy little snowflakes in the world wouldn't keep you safe.

[icebreak]

If you're brute forcing your customers, whoever may be unlucky enough to be one, you're not going to get much repeat business.
But I can fend for myself perfectly fine.

[explotives]

So you'd be a repeat customer of mine? I'd be happy to have you, boy.

[ This is bait dot jpeg. ]

[icebreak]

[ damn it. ]

I'm not paying for you.
But I'll critique you for free.

[explotives]

Fine by me.

[ Criticism of any kind if 100% not fine by him, however... ]

You can serve Master Bakugou for free now, but you'll pay next time.