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[shocksock]

fashionably late

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[explotives]

I've got tons of confidence in my yelling abilities.

And you'd call me whatever I told you to call me.

[icebreak]

So far this isn't inspiring customer confidence, I'll just tell you that

[explotives]

You're a customer now? I knew you were into the idea.

You gonna hand me ¥10000 and ask me to step on your dick or something?

[icebreak]

If you can even deliver a 10000yen footjob in the first place
I'll have to experience it to believe it

[explotives]

Your free sample ends way before that point, cheapskate!

[icebreak]

Bakugou, I'll be surprised if anyone would pay you 100yen to step on them. They'd probably pay you not to.

[explotives]

But that's not even close to hot. That's just taking protection money.

[icebreak]

Is it not enough bullying for you, or are you disappointed you wouldn't get to touch a dick

[explotives]

More like it's the wrong kind of bullying. I wanna try it with someone who's into it.

[ Subtly avoiding the last part of that message har har. ]

[icebreak]

[ huh... ]

That's surprisingly conscientious of you. [ or saying that might be insulting to bakugou, but--it's a good surprise. ]

[explotives]

[ How does he deal with something close to a compliment? ]

Was that supposed to be an insult? I'll knock your teeth out if it was.

[icebreak]

I suppose it could be, but I didn't mean it that way. [ ... he doesn't want to get used to complimenting bakugou. ]

[explotives]

Whatever.

[ That's worse, somehow. ]

Kirishima says I'm not all bad, so I guess I'll take your stupid compliment at face value. That just means you two are idiots together.

[ It takes all his strength not to make a crack about having two faces. ]

[icebreak]

I'm not going to make a habit of it. [ ... though he's curious about bakugou's reaction. ] It's better that you'd prefer to step on someone who likes it rather than someone who doesn't. That just barely deserves praise.

[explotives]

Now you're getting back into insult territory.

I'm not going to start praising you for ramming icecubes up butts just because you target people who like that shit. Just putting that out there.

[icebreak]

[ b-back to normal... ]

I don't do that
Obviously
That would be an even more obscure fetish than financial submission

[explotives]

Obviously, he says. Right. You dont shove them up other people. Gotcha.

And the main term is financial domination. Submission is just what I'm looking for.

[ Not that he looks into it... ahem. ]

[icebreak]

If I indulge you in this you could indulge me too. I could shove something in you since I like it so much.
It might even be an ice cube

[explotives]

Are you hitting on me, Half and Half?

[icebreak]

Probably not. [ half probably, half not. ]

[explotives]

Shame.

It'd be good to get some practice.

[ And that's The Only Reason. ]

[icebreak]

You can still practice with me. [ 100% friendly not homosexual answer, obviously. ]

[explotives]

Sounds like you're probably hitting on me.

Didn't know guys like you even thought about sex. Don't you have an icicle between your legs?

[icebreak]

[ Why Is He Always Like This. ]

I'm not hitting on you, I'm morbidly fascinated that you'd try to pursue this
Of course I think about sex
Just not to the extent that I'd try to sell myself out

[explotives]

The fact that you think of it as selling myself just prove you don't understand.

[ Imagine the high and mighty face he's making. ]