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[shocksock]

fashionably late

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[explotives]

Chicken shit.

[ That'll work. ]

Guys like you love being taken down a notch. It's fucking obvious.

[icebreak]

[ this is CHEAP BAIT and he's not falling for it.

for two seconds. ]

You don't have the finesse to take me.

[explotives]

Finesse ain't my style. Brute force all the way.

All the pissy little snowflakes in the world wouldn't keep you safe.

[icebreak]

If you're brute forcing your customers, whoever may be unlucky enough to be one, you're not going to get much repeat business.
But I can fend for myself perfectly fine.

[explotives]

So you'd be a repeat customer of mine? I'd be happy to have you, boy.

[ This is bait dot jpeg. ]

[icebreak]

[ damn it. ]

I'm not paying for you.
But I'll critique you for free.

[explotives]

Fine by me.

[ Criticism of any kind if 100% not fine by him, however... ]

You can serve Master Bakugou for free now, but you'll pay next time.

[icebreak]

You're far too confident for someone who just wants to yell at people for cash.
And I wouldn't be calling you master. [ not easily, anyway. ]

[explotives]

I've got tons of confidence in my yelling abilities.

And you'd call me whatever I told you to call me.

[icebreak]

So far this isn't inspiring customer confidence, I'll just tell you that

[explotives]

You're a customer now? I knew you were into the idea.

You gonna hand me ¥10000 and ask me to step on your dick or something?

[icebreak]

If you can even deliver a 10000yen footjob in the first place
I'll have to experience it to believe it

[explotives]

Your free sample ends way before that point, cheapskate!

[icebreak]

Bakugou, I'll be surprised if anyone would pay you 100yen to step on them. They'd probably pay you not to.

[explotives]

But that's not even close to hot. That's just taking protection money.

[icebreak]

Is it not enough bullying for you, or are you disappointed you wouldn't get to touch a dick

[explotives]

More like it's the wrong kind of bullying. I wanna try it with someone who's into it.

[ Subtly avoiding the last part of that message har har. ]

[icebreak]

[ huh... ]

That's surprisingly conscientious of you. [ or saying that might be insulting to bakugou, but--it's a good surprise. ]

[explotives]

[ How does he deal with something close to a compliment? ]

Was that supposed to be an insult? I'll knock your teeth out if it was.

[icebreak]

I suppose it could be, but I didn't mean it that way. [ ... he doesn't want to get used to complimenting bakugou. ]

[explotives]

Whatever.

[ That's worse, somehow. ]

Kirishima says I'm not all bad, so I guess I'll take your stupid compliment at face value. That just means you two are idiots together.

[ It takes all his strength not to make a crack about having two faces. ]

[icebreak]

I'm not going to make a habit of it. [ ... though he's curious about bakugou's reaction. ] It's better that you'd prefer to step on someone who likes it rather than someone who doesn't. That just barely deserves praise.

[explotives]

Now you're getting back into insult territory.

I'm not going to start praising you for ramming icecubes up butts just because you target people who like that shit. Just putting that out there.

[icebreak]

[ b-back to normal... ]

I don't do that
Obviously
That would be an even more obscure fetish than financial submission

[explotives]

Obviously, he says. Right. You dont shove them up other people. Gotcha.

And the main term is financial domination. Submission is just what I'm looking for.

[ Not that he looks into it... ahem. ]