the island of misfit prompts

[dyslexic]

Because sometimes you can't decide what meme to post to and you'd rather choose from a bunch of random disjointed prompts instead.


1. You're trapped in a McDonald's. It's only a matter of time until the McNuggets run out or the McFlurry machine breaks …
2. You're trapped in an elevator and it's like that M. Night Shamawhatever movie so the devil is haunting you in it and you're probably going to die.
3. You're trapped in one of those giant meat freezers and slowly freezing to death with the other person in the thread. Will you huddle together for warmth like Seth Green in that one move?
4. tfln. Everyone good random prompt meme needs tfln.
5. mpreg. See above. Aliens? Genetic mutations? That breeding stable meme redux? It happened, and now you've got to get your shit together.
6. You have a big secret to tell the other person and now is your only chance.
7. You woke up naked in a hotel room with the other person and no clue how you got there. This is some The Hangover-type shit.
8. Kinky times. Because every random meme needs a smut prompt, too. Get your 50 Shades of Grey on.
9. Body horror. You and/or person b are mutating into a zombie/robot/vampire/furry/cthulu/etc. and it's freaky ass shit.
10. Disney time. You and person b are now acting out the Disney movie of your choice.
11. Roadtrip! One car, one … cup?
12. Ghost, Patrick Swayze style. You or person b is a ghost, and now you're trying to communicate with them from the other side. (NO POTTERY.)
13. Human centipede. I'll just leave this one up for interpretation.
14. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. You and person b are both keeping huge secrets from each other, but one of you is getting ~~suspicious~~!
15. High school AU. What it says on the tin.
16. ZOMBIES!!!!!! Were you bitten? Are you hiding out in a shack somewhere in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Better figure that shit out.
17. A raccoon is trapped in the house and now you and person b have to figure out how the fuck to kill it.
18. You're dying a slow tragic death so you better get those last words the fuck out.
19. You're possessed by a ghost/demon/yeerk/whatever the fuck. Fight for dominance or … don't, no one actually gives a shit.
20. You're connected by a red string of fate to the other person and you follow it and find them and hook up? Get hella kawaii.

Comments

rogue ❧ marvel comics

[absorb]

14

[alcoholism]

[ leaping way ahead in the plot of mr and mrs smith, rogue and tony are in a relationship (yeah swallow that. take a minute, okay moving on) and rogue is buttmad because turns out they're on opposite teams oops. it's probably something to do with his dumb civil war bullshit. no one was surprised.

and now that they're fighting to the death, tony's taking this moment as a good time to snark at her from inside the suit. his helmet flips open because he's at least not dick enough to just talk at her in robot voice. ]

And if we're being entirely honest, the hair? Come on. What does hair dye cost these days, five bucks? Ten? It's not about making a statement, it's about courtesy. You're not the one who has to look at it and get granny-vibes.

fox mulder ❧ x-files

[agentspooky]

LMAO SO 8 IDEK DO WITH THIS WHAT YOU WILL

[silent_hell]

[Soooo ummmmm maybe Heather is handcuffed. Because... she was running away and looked somewhat delinquent and was wielding a steel pipe at him as a weapon...? And it's generally bad form to be taking swings at federal agents, even if you mistake them for monsters from hell. Whoops.

Well. Whatever. She ain't talkin' now.]

buffy summers ♑ btvs/ats

[slay]

17...IDEK

[michaelsword]

[Demons, vampires, werewolves, ghosts...toss any of 'em their way, they'd be able to handle it. Right then, they were facing off with something entirely different that went bump-in-the-night. And Dean? In way over his head.

Mainly because he's convinced the raccoon is friggin' teleporting; he's been unable to corner it so far. And the little masked bastard just shot off the hallway, Dean's phone in its mouth]

Son of a bitch!

finnick odair / the hunger games

[65]

14 more finnitiative

[slay]

[ a smoke grenade went off in the middle of a demon vs initiative vs buffy three-way and the demon is escaping because the fight has become more buffy vs initiative but he smoke clears as she cracks her elbow across finnick's face and her eyes widen.

oh shi -- ]

Oh, for the love of -- Why do the cute ones always play for the bad guys?

tony stark ♲ marvel cinematic universe

[alcoholism]

1

[whosoeverwieldsthishammer]

[So this is the legendary McDonalds of which the Midgardians speak? It is quite disappointing. For as soon as he gazed upon the inner part of the building the Asgardian immediately spotted that it was rather... disgusting.

However, the food was magnificent! This... "Big Mac" was a taste to behold!]

Friend Stark, this food is good! I shall have another!

bobby singer ❧ supernatural

[idjits]

14 | I don't even know. You decide what sort of relationship they have

[whattingawhat]

[Buffy hasn't told Bobby she's a slayer. She knows he knows about things like that. It's ridiculous to think he doesn't. She's been sort of enjoying the whole relatively normal thing. Okay so heavy on the relative, less on the normal side of things.

Besides, it's not like he's telling her everything, right?]

sylar / heroes

[watchmaker]

1. GUESS WHAT? it's a trial by fries reunion up in hurrrr

[electrokinetic]

[Elle's just going to lean over and steal that last Chicken McNugget from you. Okay? okay.]

eponine thenardier • les misèrables

[daughter_of_a_wolf]

Justin Hammer | MCU

[norussianplz]

jaina solo ❧ star wars

[swordofthejedi]

2

[parsec]

[the lift, after making some very suspicious noises, comes to a sudden, but complete, stop. Hannah kicks the wall. that's how she fixes stuff. it's really technical.]

drok it! [she kicks it again for good measure] i told everybody somethin' was wrong with this thing. you remember that? i said so, and look where we are now. people have gotta start listenin' to me.

Alaric Saltzman | The Vampire Diaries

[ex_ric243]

5 it never said your threadmate had to be the baby daddy ...

[slay]

[ buffy is just ... trying to swallow this information right now. it's very unpleasant. doesn't go down well. doesn't do anything well, really. so she's staring blankly.

nope. n o p e. ]

You're what?

Klaus | The Vampire Diaries

[asuma]

9 LIKE I ORIGINALLY ROLLED IN THE FIRST PLACE

[watchmaker]

[sylar is a vampire now fuck you tvd sons of bitches. i don't actually know how it works in tvd so roll with me. he's clawing his way out from underground now. and spitting out dirt. i'm not really sure how it got in his mouth.]

This is not supposed to be possible.

selina kyle ❧ tdkr

[purrfectheist]

16

[luckier]

[oh look it's a continuation of our last thread with them and selina accidentally stole some ancient artifact and AWOKE ALL THE DEAD. whoopsies.

but it's okay because nathan is fighting them off with a crowbar. what a big damn hero!]

So what do you say me and you get one last end of the world shag?

robin scherbatsky ❧ how i met your mother

[robinsparkles]

6. I am not sorry |:

[agent_romanoff]

[Damage control. Or at least, that's what Fury told her this was. Ever since the New York incident, SHIELD has dug their claws into the media and started being stricter about what gets out. The response to Avengers just proves that not everyone would be okay with what has been covered up.

There are SHIELD agents across the city, but Natasha's undercover here (she asked. Time off is so boring)- as intern 'Eva Davis'. Luckily, no one has recognised her yet, so she's able to get around with ease.

The idea is to set up a liaison with each media service. To get a way to screen all stories to make sure nothing covert gets out, and Natasha knows just who to ask to do that.

That's why 'Eva' is taking her time as she breaks into the boss's office, and hacks into the system- downloading anything and everything that might come in useful.]

Samus Aran | Metroid | OTA

[thechozonone]

16.

[bitchaboutit]

[ There's a shack in the middle of nowhere. There is one living soul inside that shack. There are about fifty unliving souls surrounding it. This is not Baird's best fucking day.

The thing about fighting zombies is that you want to have range on your side. A walking corpse isn't dangerous at all if it's fifty feet away, but once it's up in your face things can get hairy. The good news is that Baird has not just one, but two guns with which to hold off the hordes that have been shambling towards him for the past few hours. The bad news is that he's exhausted his supply of ammunition.

The half-and-half news is that one of those guns has a chainsaw built into it.

So if someone were to stumble onto this scene, they'd probably bear witness to the door being slammed open from inside as Baird charges out, swinging the chainsaw into the head of the nearest zombie with the best battle cry he can think of: ]

Fuck you!

[ ... hey, he's under pressure, they can't all be gems. ]

sam winchester ♆ spn

[gravedigger]

2

[bondsprofoundly]

[Being haunted by the devil is actually all part-and-parcel of the Supernatural gang, so that doesn't concern Castiel overly much. He's a little worried by Sam running out of oxygen, but eh.

Actually he's more perplexed (and a little pissed off if he's to be honest) about not being able to just zap out. That's just plain embarrassing.]

I don't understand. [it's like the fourth time he's said he doesn't understand but THERE ARE NO SIGILS. NO RUNES. WHAT IS DOING THIS.]

kat samcelot ❧ ~original character~

[shootfirst]

17

[slay]

I'm telling you! That is not a normal raccoon. I think it's evil. It's like a - a - a demon raccoon! They make those, right?

20 HEY DON'T JUDGE ME

[themanoutoftime]

[Steve wakes that morning with a strange feeling in his side-- like a tugging sensation, but that doesn't make sense. He looks down to find a thin, red string coming from in between his ribs and that makes even less sense. He tugs on it and feels a sharp pull in his heart. That can't be good.

He gets out of the bed and follows the string to where it leads him, to the door of Tony's room. Great. This must be some kind of awful joke. He's read Jane Eyre. He gets it, okay! Ha ha, Loki, very funny.

He sighs, knocking on the door. They have to fix this.]

Tony?

Stiles Stilinksi | Teen Wolf | OTA

[oralfixations]

Bruce Wayne | TDK Trilogy

[totallynotbatman]

3

[growstrangelydim]

[How the hell John Constantine managed to get locked in one of those giant meat freezers like in that one Seth Green movie and probably in a bunch of horror movies he hadn't bothered to see wasn't beyond him. There were plenty of knife-happy chucklefucks in Los Angeles, if one knew where to look. It would be a whole lot easier if there was a helping of meat hanging off the (ominous, he supposed) chains hoisting them that had something to it other than dead cow. He'd take angry possessed slab of hard, icy beef if it meant he could cause a proper commotion that wouldn't be the useless rigamarole of "LET ME OUT" and "YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH" and "YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE" with an eventual "PLEASE LET ME OUT I'LL DO ANYTHING IT'S SO COLD" begging somewhere along the lines.

It takes him a few seconds to figure out he's not alone, which is more than enough time to light up a V for Very Likely To Die cigarette and exhale it through his nostrils.]

You gonna hop down off the chain or you gonna die playing gargoyle?

Claire Bennet ∞ Heroes ∞ Het for romancing

[infinite1ups]

[No mpreg, ghost, or human centipede, please. And any deaths, slow and tragic or otherwise, will not be permanent. Feel free to assume CR if necessary.]

Hank Venture | Venture Bros

[derps]

3

[mayorofcandyland]

[ He has his arms pulled into the body of his t-shirt and he's frowning severely at you, Dean. ]

I'm telling Dad.

Fry | Futurama

[orangejoe]

1. Also I am very sorry.

[themightyone]

[So busy stuffing his face with McNuggets he doesn't notice that he's trapped or that there's another him in the same McDonald's.

What's more important than McNuggets? Nothing. Nothing is more important.]

Mystique | Marvel Comics

[neveracoward]

[anything goes; if you wanna do 13 she'll play doctor]

[likesavantgarde]

[ ooc: all goes except for human centipedes, bro ]

But...centipedes... 14 - Secret Keepers; sorry for the tl;dr

[jennymarktwo]

Jenny had met him a few weeks ago at the local coffee shop. He had apparently been getting some kind of custom blend and she had claimed never to have had coffee before...an accurate statement since she'd only been on Earth for a few days. She found herself drawn to him, though she could say why. He was quiet but mischievous. He seemed buttoned-away in those suits of his, but there always seemed to be more underneath the surface. It was that hint that made her want to look deeper, to see the truth beneath the suit.

She'd come to Earth to find her father. The past year had shown her a lot of what she'd been missing as just another soldier. She'd saved people, she'd lost people, she had adventures, and, most importantly, she'd run. Not away from things like she thought her father might have, but toward something. Toward him. Toward life.

The problem was that she didn't know where to find him. The only thing she'd found out was that he kept showing up in Cardiff. Cardiff, Wales, and London, England. She'd tried the former first and was glad she did, but she was beginning to wonder if she was ever going to find out about her father.

She needed to think and so got some fish and chips from a street vendor and began walking, lost in thought as she considered her options. It was only when she was standing in front of the Millennium Centre.