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bakerstreet2012-09-02 08:40 pm
dyslexic) wrote in bakerstreet2012-09-02 08:40 pm
the island of misfit prompts
Because sometimes you can't decide what meme to post to and you'd rather choose from a bunch of random disjointed prompts instead.
1. You're trapped in a McDonald's. It's only a matter of time until the McNuggets run out or the McFlurry machine breaks …
2. You're trapped in an elevator and it's like that M. Night Shamawhatever movie so the devil is haunting you in it and you're probably going to die.
3. You're trapped in one of those giant meat freezers and slowly freezing to death with the other person in the thread. Will you huddle together for warmth like Seth Green in that one move?
4. tfln. Everyone good random prompt meme needs tfln.
5. mpreg. See above. Aliens? Genetic mutations? That breeding stable meme redux? It happened, and now you've got to get your shit together.
6. You have a big secret to tell the other person and now is your only chance.
7. You woke up naked in a hotel room with the other person and no clue how you got there. This is some The Hangover-type shit.
8. Kinky times. Because every random meme needs a smut prompt, too. Get your 50 Shades of Grey on.
9. Body horror. You and/or person b are mutating into a zombie/robot/vampire/furry/cthulu/etc. and it's freaky ass shit.
10. Disney time. You and person b are now acting out the Disney movie of your choice.
11. Roadtrip! One car, one … cup?
12. Ghost, Patrick Swayze style. You or person b is a ghost, and now you're trying to communicate with them from the other side. (NO POTTERY.)
13. Human centipede. I'll just leave this one up for interpretation.
14. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. You and person b are both keeping huge secrets from each other, but one of you is getting ~~suspicious~~!
15. High school AU. What it says on the tin.
16. ZOMBIES!!!!!! Were you bitten? Are you hiding out in a shack somewhere in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Better figure that shit out.
17. A raccoon is trapped in the house and now you and person b have to figure out how the fuck to kill it.
18. You're dying a slow tragic death so you better get those last words the fuck out.
19. You're possessed by a ghost/demon/yeerk/whatever the fuck. Fight for dominance or … don't, no one actually gives a shit.
20. You're connected by a red string of fate to the other person and you follow it and find them
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How's team-life treating you?
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Still just a consultant. They can't afford me full-time. You know how it is.
[Yet all of them live with him and he pays their bills when they break shit. Like all of Manhattan. How did that happen.]
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[It's okay, Tony, neither is Bruce. It must be a billionaire thing.]
Team-building's overrated anyway.
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[Another easy smirk.]
But hey, I helped save the world that one time. That turned out surprisingly well for everyone involved.
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But I went into space. And blew up a ship full of aliens.
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Yeah, and, if I remember correctly, actually died.
Autopilot is a beautiful thing, Tony.
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[He counts off on his fingers.]
So there was Afghanistan, that sucked. I think that counts for like five all on its own. Then there was that bodyguard thing. [Obie.] Then I was dying for awhile because of the palladium thing but I figured that one out so we're good there. Then the portal crap, but before that I was not only almost sliced up by the helicarrier blade but I was also thrown out of my own window by a demi-god... [He shakes his head and waves off the rest.] Yeah. Twenty. Something like that.
Anyway, what I'm saying is, I'm like impossible to kill. Even my liver can't explain it.