bakerstreet | the island of misfit prompts

Because sometimes you can't decide what meme to post to and you'd rather choose from a bunch of random disjointed prompts instead.

1. You're trapped in a McDonald's. It's only a matter of time until the McNuggets run out or the McFlurry machine breaks …
2. You're trapped in an elevator and it's like that M. Night Shamawhatever movie so the devil is haunting you in it and you're probably going to die.
3. You're trapped in one of those giant meat freezers and slowly freezing to death with the other person in the thread. Will you huddle together for warmth like Seth Green in that one move?
4. tfln. Everyone good random prompt meme needs tfln.
5. mpreg. See above. Aliens? Genetic mutations? That breeding stable meme redux? It happened, and now you've got to get your shit together.
6. You have a big secret to tell the other person and now is your only chance.
7. You woke up naked in a hotel room with the other person and no clue how you got there. This is some The Hangover-type shit.
8. Kinky times. Because every random meme needs a smut prompt, too. Get your 50 Shades of Grey on.
9. Body horror. You and/or person b are mutating into a zombie/robot/vampire/furry/cthulu/etc. and it's freaky ass shit.
10. Disney time. You and person b are now acting out the Disney movie of your choice.
11. Roadtrip! One car, one … cup?
12. Ghost, Patrick Swayze style. You or person b is a ghost, and now you're trying to communicate with them from the other side. (NO POTTERY.)
13. Human centipede. I'll just leave this one up for interpretation.
14. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. You and person b are both keeping huge secrets from each other, but one of you is getting ~~suspicious~~!
15. High school AU. What it says on the tin.
16. ZOMBIES!!!!!! Were you bitten? Are you hiding out in a shack somewhere in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Better figure that shit out.
17. A raccoon is trapped in the house and now you and person b have to figure out how the fuck to kill it.
18. You're dying a slow tragic death so you better get those last words the fuck out.
19. You're possessed by a ghost/demon/yeerk/whatever the fuck. Fight for dominance or … don't, no one actually gives a shit.
20. You're connected by a red string of fate to the other person and you follow it and find them ~~and hook up?~~ Get hella kawaii.

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[Roadtrips are something you see in the movies, with a bunch of friends hopping into a car and going somewhere fun. Like southern California, where Clark happens to be headed. They generally don't include one person and a truck being forced into a vacation or risk losing said paid days off. Or a blonde hitchhiker who seems nice enough.

Even if the stations don't stay on country as long as he'd like.] Next rest stop is coming up soon, or we can hold out until the next town. What do you think?

Believe me, in California? Rest stops may as well be towns. [ they're certainly well-stocked enough. she's wrestling with the radio as she speaks, because a commercial had come on which was a perfectly good excuse to hijack this kind stranger's radio. ] So, what's the what? I mean, you, being all California guy. [ she sat back in the passenger seat, stuffing some snack food in her face. ] Are you here for, like, business?

I've noticed that. More like full service truck stations than the kind I'm used to; you know, the ones with the bathrooms, picnic tables, and some form of drinking water if you're lucky.

[Eyebrows shoot up when the dulcet sounds of the Beach Boys float out from one of the stations, then decides he can live with it for a little while.]

My grandfather lives in Ocean City. I'm driving out to visit. Normally I'm not California guy.

the island of misfit prompts

eleven. hope okay?

definitely okay!

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