the island of misfit prompts

[dyslexic]

Because sometimes you can't decide what meme to post to and you'd rather choose from a bunch of random disjointed prompts instead.


1. You're trapped in a McDonald's. It's only a matter of time until the McNuggets run out or the McFlurry machine breaks …
2. You're trapped in an elevator and it's like that M. Night Shamawhatever movie so the devil is haunting you in it and you're probably going to die.
3. You're trapped in one of those giant meat freezers and slowly freezing to death with the other person in the thread. Will you huddle together for warmth like Seth Green in that one move?
4. tfln. Everyone good random prompt meme needs tfln.
5. mpreg. See above. Aliens? Genetic mutations? That breeding stable meme redux? It happened, and now you've got to get your shit together.
6. You have a big secret to tell the other person and now is your only chance.
7. You woke up naked in a hotel room with the other person and no clue how you got there. This is some The Hangover-type shit.
8. Kinky times. Because every random meme needs a smut prompt, too. Get your 50 Shades of Grey on.
9. Body horror. You and/or person b are mutating into a zombie/robot/vampire/furry/cthulu/etc. and it's freaky ass shit.
10. Disney time. You and person b are now acting out the Disney movie of your choice.
11. Roadtrip! One car, one … cup?
12. Ghost, Patrick Swayze style. You or person b is a ghost, and now you're trying to communicate with them from the other side. (NO POTTERY.)
13. Human centipede. I'll just leave this one up for interpretation.
14. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. You and person b are both keeping huge secrets from each other, but one of you is getting ~~suspicious~~!
15. High school AU. What it says on the tin.
16. ZOMBIES!!!!!! Were you bitten? Are you hiding out in a shack somewhere in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Better figure that shit out.
17. A raccoon is trapped in the house and now you and person b have to figure out how the fuck to kill it.
18. You're dying a slow tragic death so you better get those last words the fuck out.
19. You're possessed by a ghost/demon/yeerk/whatever the fuck. Fight for dominance or … don't, no one actually gives a shit.
20. You're connected by a red string of fate to the other person and you follow it and find them and hook up? Get hella kawaii.

Comments

[tasteslikecoconut]

[Tony just smiles, one side of his lip quirked.]

Awhile. Can I get you some tea and honey? Might help that throat problem.

[totallynotbatman]

Shut up, Stark.

[But still, it's a relief that someone knows. Even if it is just Tony Stark. Though Tony would understand. Maybe.]

My throat's fine. Not all of us have vocal distortion.

[tasteslikecoconut]

I could get you something for that.

[Tony can respect a man's need for keeping quiet, even if he himself can't quite manage it. It makes sense on all counts, sure, since it keeps the bad guys from coming after you or your company or your partners or what the hell ever. But that doesn't mean he can't heckle the guy for a bit of fun.]

Don't you have like a crap ton of money or something to help with that problem? I hear Wayne Enterprises is like the Big Thing in Gotham.

[totallynotbatman]

[Tony, you're getting the Bruce Wayne bitchface. You really are.]

My associates and I have looked into the software. It's too easily damageable if the unit's put somewhere in the suit, and inconvenient if my mouth is covered. It's an aesthetic choice.

[tasteslikecoconut]

[It could use some improvement. Tony is left unfazed.]

Yeah but you sound like you have throat cancer. It's more distracting than the fact that you're wearing a batsuit. And seriously how has no one else figured that out.

[totallynotbatman]

You don't know what I sound like.

I don't know. The citizens of Gotham have other things to worry about.

[tasteslikecoconut]

I think you _{sound like this when you speak}.

[His voice drops like, two octaves and it gives him a double chin but it's working, because he's bored as hell and it's hilarious seeing that look on Wayne's face. He coughs loudly, groaning.]

Well that was exhausting.

[totallynotbatman]

You really should work out more.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Is that the secret? You work out your voice in your spare hours? Also, please, please tell me you built that suit yourself.

[totallynotbatman]

You know I don't have time for that, sweetheart. Mr. Fox makes all my toys.

[tasteslikecoconut]

That is like, the single most pampered thing you have ever said and that makes me infinitely sad, Brucey. I can call you Brucey right?

[totallynotbatman]

Only if I can call you Anthony.

[tasteslikecoconut]

[Tony visibly cringes, but shit that smile is kind of cute, Bruce.]

Ouch, ow, that... Okay, you got me. Bruce it is.

[totallynotbatman]

Thought so.

How's team-life treating you?

[tasteslikecoconut]

[Tony visibly perks up at the mention of the Avengers.]

Still just a consultant. They can't afford me full-time. You know how it is.

[Yet all of them live with him and he pays their bills when they break shit. Like all of Manhattan. How did that happen.]

[totallynotbatman]

Ah, still no good at the team-building exercises?

[It's okay, Tony, neither is Bruce. It must be a billionaire thing.]

Team-building's overrated anyway.

[tasteslikecoconut]

How did you guess?

[Another easy smirk.]

But hey, I helped save the world that one time. That turned out surprisingly well for everyone involved.

[totallynotbatman]

I heard about that. Throwing yourself into a portal with a nuclear warhead? Seems reckless.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Says the guy who went all martyr and flew a nuclear warhead over a giant lake with a flying bat pod thing. And then that guy pretended to be dead for awhile because hey why not add a little pizazz to your not-death.

[totallynotbatman]

Don't be jealous because I did it better.

[tasteslikecoconut]

[SULK. HE'S SULKING.]

But I went into space. And blew up a ship full of aliens.

[totallynotbatman]

[Bruce likes it.]

Yeah, and, if I remember correctly, actually died.

Autopilot is a beautiful thing, Tony.

[tasteslikecoconut]

And so totally a copout. It's like cheating in a video game. Only with life.

[totallynotbatman]

One day you're going to die and actually stay dead, and before you do, you'll regret saying that.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Hey, I've already averted death not once, but like... twenty times now.

[He counts off on his fingers.]

So there was Afghanistan, that sucked. I think that counts for like five all on its own. Then there was that bodyguard thing. [Obie.] Then I was dying for awhile because of the palladium thing but I figured that one out so we're good there. Then the portal crap, but before that I was not only almost sliced up by the helicarrier blade but I was also thrown out of my own window by a demi-god... [He shakes his head and waves off the rest.] Yeah. Twenty. Something like that.

Anyway, what I'm saying is, I'm like impossible to kill. Even my liver can't explain it.