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bakerstreet2012-09-02 08:40 pm
dyslexic) wrote in bakerstreet2012-09-02 08:40 pm
the island of misfit prompts
Because sometimes you can't decide what meme to post to and you'd rather choose from a bunch of random disjointed prompts instead.
1. You're trapped in a McDonald's. It's only a matter of time until the McNuggets run out or the McFlurry machine breaks …
2. You're trapped in an elevator and it's like that M. Night Shamawhatever movie so the devil is haunting you in it and you're probably going to die.
3. You're trapped in one of those giant meat freezers and slowly freezing to death with the other person in the thread. Will you huddle together for warmth like Seth Green in that one move?
4. tfln. Everyone good random prompt meme needs tfln.
5. mpreg. See above. Aliens? Genetic mutations? That breeding stable meme redux? It happened, and now you've got to get your shit together.
6. You have a big secret to tell the other person and now is your only chance.
7. You woke up naked in a hotel room with the other person and no clue how you got there. This is some The Hangover-type shit.
8. Kinky times. Because every random meme needs a smut prompt, too. Get your 50 Shades of Grey on.
9. Body horror. You and/or person b are mutating into a zombie/robot/vampire/furry/cthulu/etc. and it's freaky ass shit.
10. Disney time. You and person b are now acting out the Disney movie of your choice.
11. Roadtrip! One car, one … cup?
12. Ghost, Patrick Swayze style. You or person b is a ghost, and now you're trying to communicate with them from the other side. (NO POTTERY.)
13. Human centipede. I'll just leave this one up for interpretation.
14. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. You and person b are both keeping huge secrets from each other, but one of you is getting ~~suspicious~~!
15. High school AU. What it says on the tin.
16. ZOMBIES!!!!!! Were you bitten? Are you hiding out in a shack somewhere in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Better figure that shit out.
17. A raccoon is trapped in the house and now you and person b have to figure out how the fuck to kill it.
18. You're dying a slow tragic death so you better get those last words the fuck out.
19. You're possessed by a ghost/demon/yeerk/whatever the fuck. Fight for dominance or … don't, no one actually gives a shit.
20. You're connected by a red string of fate to the other person and you follow it and find them
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[The elevator conveniently comes down to let the two up. Samus steps on and over to make room for him.]
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... I'm not going to get probed in there, am I?
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[Straight up comedian here. Speaking of which, going up? The elevator platform raises up into the main body of the ship. It's not incredibly large, but big enough for one to live without feeling too cramped. The displays spring to life and an AI greets them.]
Welcome back, Lady.
Adam. [Samus quickly makes her way over to the captain's chair in the cockpit. She pushes a few buttons and soon enough they're back off the ground, zombie-free]
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[ He flops an arm to motion to the zombie wasteland below, an arm that quickly finds the holster of his still-empty pistol as the AI speaks up. He relaxes after a moment, but... not fully.
He's had some bad experiences with AIs before.
He whistles quietly as he studies the interior of the ship, shaking his head in slight disbelief. ]
This thing's really got all the bells and whistles, huh?
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[She pats the control panel in front of her. The AI is secretly insulted but says nothing. He would 'Hrmph' except for the fact that AIs generally don't have vocal fillers.
Samus gets up from the chair and peels off her helmet, shaking out her hair. It gets stuffy under there sometimes.]
Where to?