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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[asustame]

I bet it would look better on me anyways.

[kingfuckboy]

he'd probably tell

and not viktor - not a skater

viktor's almost ten years older than me lol

[isrose]

Yeah, sexy times! What the hell did you think I was talking about!?

[supravietui]

1: actually, right number. i wanted to check how self-aware you'll be in the morning.
2: you could at least pretend to be a little sorry. just a smidge.
3: i will rebuild it for you if you want, but we're going to have to move the fort to a better location.
4: you caught me. whatever shall i do? you're not that heavy.

[yourotherleft]

[well, damn. that's a decent point]

wait how does that work if you're the one who gives out the money in the first place? I would basically pay the tax with your own money

[phichitchu]

I was guessing Viktor was Chris', not yours.

I forget that you're younger than me.

[curiousnotmalicious]

I hate the subway. Damn frotteurs everywhere. Definitely saves money, though.

[true_noir]

Looks like somebody needs to update their list.

This is also why I videotape us almost every time. Well, that and to masturbate to later.

[voltrounds]

I thought we were talking about fighting monsters!

[oldmamabear]

[ There is no way this can end well. ]

Please, Jack. You're no young buck yourself. You're forgetting who you're dealing with here.

[persistentdawn]

H-hey hold on, I want you to explain! Sayaka, don't you...mmm...

[Oh she hated how easily she melted when Sayaka was involved. Grinding against her ass, whispering into her ear, blowing and teasing and-oh.

Fuck.

Her body jerked against her, head rolling back onto her shoulder and eyes peeling open. That trigger word was like a dose of aphrodisiacs, adrenaline, and something to make her sensitive all over all at once. She was twitching already, and she knew what that meant.]

A-ah not fair...not fair...not faaaaaaaaair~

[talkshitcanthit]

I'd say your loss, but you're talking to the girl who cut off her own arm and replaced it with a robot arm because it would be easier and cooler to summon her own robot that way, so... your loss.

[toocutetokill]

Find a way to make extra money! ^~^

[ Simple! See? She's a reasonable woman. ]

[wizzardly]

Then Gytha's got knobbly arms. My back feels like it's been dragged over a pile of rocks.

[samantha_grey]

Good thing we cleared this up. No, you're sticking your tongue up my ass, not the other way around. I'm not hungry, so this is all about my pleasure, not lunch.

And yes, I've got a massage chair setting. It's on my tail. Do a good job and I'll show you.

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[alltheway]

I hope I count as one of those things.

[kingfuckboy]

well, nothing compares tot he real thing

[ride_emcowboy]

darlin, I been an outlaw longer than that. reyes just picked me up when I was seventeen.

[son_of_a_dreamer]

That's pretty damn unfortunate. I hope he's alright.

[itchtokill]

Yes, well, what good did that do you?

[scarlet_devil]

It doesn't work like that! And there's no bandage big enough anyway.

[logicals]

It's your funeral.
SH

[newrecipe]

I refuse!

[Those are words of war, Prompto.]

[clobbers]

I think *you* just made it one, which I find adorable. Sometimes, you're really, really cute. Would you want me to try it sometime, then? I won't drop you. I'm not worried. I'll happily put my life in your hands, so I think we'll be okay with a drinking game. Still... that's sweet of you to say.

Almost, yeah--living in alternate dimensions hasn't stopped us from having a smooth start. And I don't mind if there are bumps. I've got you. You're worth any and every one of them and more. Is that a challenge? That reads like a challenge. Okay, how's this: I'll do my work exclusively in the DEO control room with no less than ten people present at any given time. Try distracting me then without us getting caught. ;)

[newrecipe]

I'm sure I hardly left a scratch.