[of course despite his capslock rage he forgets that she can't see him and he might be able to hide his irritation. Too late. Besides, he can't forget that she threatened to shave off all his hair...]
you cant twist me around your little finger like that, save it for the cook
sure it does. I mean not that you're ever gonna see a beli because when do I have money? but then there's that whole charging nakama thing again, isn't there?
yeah we'll see about that. for the record, it was my pants that caught on fire and I need a new pair so while you're racking up charges, might as well bring me some
[Roronoa Zoro, ruiner of moments]
Edited (it is too late for html) 2017-01-07 07:39 (UTC)
[ Agreeing to do something doesn't mean that it has to be done with grace. Zoro might get the idiotic idea that Nami actually likes him, and that simply would not do. She stomps her way into the boys' quarters to grab a pair of pants and stomps her way out while Sanji is still spinning and bemoaning the fact that his Nami-swan has entered such a filthy place undeserving of her beauty. Said beauty stomps her way to the infirmary before heading to Zoro, arms loaded with burn ointment, bandages, and pants. He can't earn her money if he's hurt, after all. ]
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[ Either way the result is more beli in her pocket. ]
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wait how does that work if you're the one who gives out the money in the first place? I would basically pay the tax with your own money
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[ Simple! See? She's a reasonable woman. ]
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[you know besides the whole navigating thing]
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[ Never mind that she can drink just as much. He's not winning this one. ]
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for some reason I keep forgetting just how heartless you really are.
and how many times have I saved your ass without so much as a thank-you? HUH?
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[ She has a heart when it suits her. ]
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what no I didn't say that
DAMMIT
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All this time you were keeping count and tallying costs...
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[of course despite his capslock rage he forgets that she can't see him and he might be able to hide his irritation. Too late. Besides, he can't forget that she threatened to shave off all his hair...]
you cant twist me around your little finger like that, save it for the cook
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I don't place a price on nakama.
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bullshit you don't. then cancel my debt already.
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When have I saved your life?!
[ Plenty of times, actually, being the navigator and all. Still... ]
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I thought we weren't counting costs and keeping tallies?
shit, Nami, you really think I'm that awful?
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Yes.
[ No. ]
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takes one to know one
[he's sure she's lying, though. mostly sure. about 85% sure.]
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I am wonderful.
[ She knows he is. Zoro doesn't bother with people he doesn't care about. ]
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yeah we'll see about that. for the record, it was my pants that caught on fire and I need a new pair so while you're racking up charges, might as well bring me some
[Roronoa Zoro, ruiner of moments]
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You're confusing me with someone who cares about your pants situation.
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[HE'LL DO IT TOO don't test him]
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[ She has zero interest in knowing if the carpet matches the drapes. ]
I'm coming. And you better be covered!
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[victory!]
setting this in some vague time before the current arc ;;
How did you even set yourself on fire?!
[ Ah, the dulcet screech of his navigator. ]
works for me!