ride_emcowboy: (DRAW)

[personal profile] ride_emcowboy 2017-01-07 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
darlin, I been an outlaw longer than that. reyes just picked me up when I was seventeen.
asustame: I can and I will (pic#10891712)

[personal profile] asustame 2017-01-07 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
huh... You knew now I do feel like... The Reyes you knew and the one I know are two entirely different people.

Maybe not by much though.
ride_emcowboy: (Dammit)

[personal profile] ride_emcowboy 2017-01-07 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
the reyes you know is a stranger to me. nothin but an old ghost, really.
asustame: Sounds fake but ok (pic#10891709)

[personal profile] asustame 2017-01-07 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
let's not go down that road I don't have that much booze to address our daddy issues in one go...

I am up for discussing it over drinks sometime soon though, jsyk
torbjorning69: (Default)

[personal profile] torbjorning69 2017-01-07 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
hello hotdog animal capturer and purpel comptuer bo y how are youy. the unmaried german docktor woman woh lives in sin with the flying arab tell me howe to sendv fun mesages to youy kids on wekeends. I found many emptyy cans of eagleland beeer last night andf turned thgrem into metal dolars at the greengopher, and owuld like to take you both tob happy hour at bar soon. makek sure youy presss sendybutton on phone ! *
asustame: Boop (pic#10891707)

[personal profile] asustame 2017-01-07 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
okay I know I've said this a thousand times but how did you get my number?
torbjorning69: (Default)

[personal profile] torbjorning69 2017-01-07 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
i tpye many nubmber combinations into witch rectangle until it say i reach you
asustame: Uh, gross (Default)

[personal profile] asustame 2017-01-07 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
so you just try random numbers and get lucky? Who woulda thunk? I don't believe one word of that but at least it's amusing.
torbjorning69: (Default)

[personal profile] torbjorning69 2017-01-07 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
beleve you must, mye talented cheese eatihng young man. it was verey seimple once i craked the secret. do youy wish tobknow? aha, i shall tell you, and i will encloses my rebelation in markes to prevent onlookeres. here it is: {{{{{{{{{{{{all ophone nubmers are justr TEN smalelr numberes in a linee, so, one needs only to try alll of themr, to sendy message to.... ANYONE}}}}}}}}}}}}} thereis my sercrt, do not tell the blue japaneses boy, who may try to steal it
asustame: Lowkey makes fun of u (pic#10891710)

[personal profile] asustame 2017-01-07 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
well shit if only I had known, and here I am hacking classified Overwatch intel to obtain said numbers.

But you didn't hear that from me old weasle.
torbjorning69: (Default)

[personal profile] torbjorning69 2017-01-07 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
you ned only ask for suchv isngight child of surrendering cowards, i glady help my favorite cool kids of eagleland praphs youy haev a thing or twow to learns form torborjn??? hoohho, i only hjgoke.
asustame: >;) (pic#10891693)

[personal profile] asustame 2017-01-07 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
surrendering cowards? Who are you talking about exactly?
torbjorning69: (Default)

[personal profile] torbjorning69 2017-01-08 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Charles de Gaull, woh i oncee challeneged to a leg wrestling contest for hognor of country, surended pathetically whem i am breaking his ankle. his woius and waahs were apthetifc indeed! I srtitched my name into basee of elfull tower to marked victory
asustame: Plotting (pic#10891681)

[personal profile] asustame 2017-01-08 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
huh? How is that related to me at all?
torbjorning69: (Default)

[personal profile] torbjorning69 2017-01-08 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
yrour grandpep, chaerles dove galle, whose ankles I crushed in morbal combat