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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[kingfuckboy]

he'd probably tell

and not viktor - not a skater

viktor's almost ten years older than me lol

[phichitchu]

I was guessing Viktor was Chris', not yours.

I forget that you're younger than me.

[kingfuckboy]

that's a distinct possibility

everyone seems to forget

[phichitchu]

Maybe it's because you're already engaged, and you have five thousand tattoos, and you have your own pin-up calendar?

[kingfuckboy]

to be so accomplished and young~

[phichitchu]

Well, if that's what makes you happy, then I support you!

[kingfuckboy]

you're the best fan i could ask for

[phichitchu]

Eh... fan? I thought we were friends, JJ.

[kingfuckboy]

really? i guess we are, aren't we

[phichitchu]

You guess??

[kingfuckboy]

huh well i don't really have friends

[phichitchu]

Maybe because you assume they're all your fans?

[kingfuckboy]

most of them ARE

[phichitchu]

（￣□￣；）

[kingfuckboy]

[ oops, his ego talking ]

where's the lie?

and no need to mention the other skaters

[ he just figured you guys weren't either lol ]

[phichitchu]

I wish I could apologize for being blunt but you need to hear this, JJ.

None of us skaters are your fans.

[kingfuckboy]

i know

[phichitchu]

So... do you even care?

[kingfuckboy]

not really

[ maybe a teensy tiny bit ]

[phichitchu]

I wanted to be your friend. But I guess if that doesn't matter to you, I can get over it.

[kingfuckboy]

i mean that's not exactly what i said

[phichitchu]

[gotcha.]

So what exactly are you saying?

[kingfuckboy]

that i don't care if you're not my fan

[phichitchu]

Oh. I thought you were saying you wanted us to be friends.

[kingfuckboy]

i'm not OPPOSED to friends