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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[logicals]

It's your funeral.
SH

[reuknighted]

Just wanna make sure you don't get too fucked up before I get there. Then again, if Watson's gonna tag along, I can't believe you're gonna do anything harder than a couple flat beers at all. It really must be your birthday.

[logicals]

What John doesn't know won't hurt him.
SH

surprise 2/2

[logicals]

And so long as it's not heroin.
SH

[reuknighted]

Wow. You really are something else.

I won't tell, though. My birthday gift to you.

Just don't fuck it up.

wow technically he only promised not to do heroin ok so back up

[logicals]

I'll cherish it forever.

Or at least, up until the next time I piss you off.
SH

not in Jason's vocabulary

[reuknighted]

You're learning. :)

then let sherlock teach him how to back the fuck off x-(

[logicals]

Yes, it will probably happen tonight. Apologies in advance. :)
SH

he can try, but none have succeeded

[reuknighted]

You're not sorry.

At least make it sorta fun for me, okay? Let me have a couple hours of peace before I start wanting to bash your face in.

wELL HE'S SHERLOCK HOLMES. if he cant do it no one can

[logicals]

Nope.

It's never intentional, I just sort of... have that effect on people. One of those faces, I suppose.
SH

looks like he'll remain a messy bitch who lives for drama until the end of time, then

[reuknighted]

Oh, you definitely do. One of those faces, one of those voices, one of those attitudes... The whole package, basically. You should be proud.