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#4

[rockysmash]

wow. Ur really good for a guy's sexual ego when ur drunk. <3

[rising_tide]

GOD EFFING DEMMIT WHY ARE U RIGHT ABOVE SIMMONS THIS IS A PROBLM

no you know what fuck it, i stand by it

[rockysmash]

good. Coz I love slightly damaged ladies with warrior spirits and delicious vaginas.

[rising_tide]

u know sometimes i think we're entirely too preoccupied with each other's bathing suit parts. course then we have sex and i realize nah i am occupied to an entirely appropriate amount.

[rockysmash]

HAY. when u have bathing suit parts like yours, NOT being preoccupied would just be rude. Mamma didn't raise me in a barn. :P

so you really think I have a giant dong, huh? ;D

[rising_tide]

on a scale of 'Tictac' to 'WTF am i supposed to do with that' you're right above the upper fridge of the Goldilocks zone.

[rockysmash]

i am male enough to be ridiculously pleased by that notion. i dont want porn star peen, just enough to get texts like that. :D

[rising_tide]

to be fair you weren't supposed to get it at all but Drunk Daisy has clumsy fingers :P

[rockysmash]

i still would have sensed ur intentions through the Force. I would have paused, then said to myself "somewhere, someplace, my mate thinks i'm packing awesome wang." it was inevitable, really.

[rising_tide]

SHENANIGANS. I call shenanigans. i'm also proud of myself for spelling shenanigans at least once without the help of autocorrect. that does not happen cause if it did you'd get that disturbance in the force at least 80 times a day. it's like a tick. 'Hm, I'm gonna go dig up something for breakfast. man my bf has an a+ cock. time to go track a suspected terrorist ring to an arms dealer, damn that dick i'm gettin is bomb.' and so forth.

[rockysmash]

who says i DONT get that disturbance? Hmmm?

(also a+ spelling, MY GF = GENIUS)

[rising_tide]

cause you'd have so mentioned it if you did :P

Drunk Daisy's skills are many. Many, many, many. ;)

[rockysmash]

maybe im just polite & keeping it to myself. or thought it was just wishful thinking on my part.

i want drunk daisy here. next time u have mondo vacay time, ill have a bottle of something drunk inducing in the house. dont usually keep it around since i can't GET drunk.

[rising_tide]

in that case, it's not wishful thinking. dick 2 bomb. that's going on ur tombstone. here lies rocky, his dick was 2 bomb.

spoilers i'm a super cheap lush, it doesn't actually take much to get me tipsy.

[rockysmash]

only if u cite ur source. DAISY JOHNSON, KEEPER OF THE BOOBS OF GLORY.

you should log on sometime for drunk Minecraft. theres some fellow youtubers i play with, humans. you can keep your webcam off & we can post it on the channel. its SUPER FUN.

[rising_tide]

u also have to put that on my tombstone. here lies daisy, her tits were immaculate.

you may break up with me for this, but I don't understand minecraft.

[rockysmash]

perfect. here lies daisy, her tits were PERFECT.

I would only break up with u for not understanding dragon age. minecraft is just fun, and drunk minecraft is really fun. ill show u tonite, just download the game. ill bring in quinn, we can show u the statues we built of our dicks on a dare. :P

[rising_tide]

but immaculate is a bigger and more impressive word.

i mean, that game has a story even if all the reading starts to bore me after a while. minecraft is like. it's legos, rocky. Just play with legos.

[rockysmash]

but I have no opinion on the cleanliness of ur tits, tho they are very shiny.

Legos don't explode. Or have zomb-zoms. Or diamonds.

But now u also have to play legos with me.

[rising_tide]

well fine, if you gotta be THAT literal, gooberface. :P

confession: I would super play legos with you. Wait, actual legos or video game legos? because I meant actual legos.

[rockysmash]

sadly, being a werewolf can be super political when you have a pack position. Language is important. Having a best friend who's fae does that, too. Speaking of which: never say 'thank you' to quinn.

confession: i HAVE legos. dad was an early adopter, and now he's AFOL: an adult fan of lego.

[rising_tide]

wait what? Why?

you've had legos this whole time and you didn't tell me. DISHONOR. dishonor on your cow.

[rockysmash]

because to thank a faerie is to acknowledge a debt, and they ALWAYS collect. they're opportunistic the way that you drink coffee: they cant help it. quinn's conscious of his own nature, but even he takes advantage from time to time. his brother DEFINITELY does. Fucker.

the legos are my ace in the hole. to make sure u come visit me CONSTANTLY in florida. :P

[rising_tide]

oh, shit. okay. be a rude motherfucker to quinn and his fucker of a brother. got it.

i'm so mad at you. all this time we could've been building lego castles. wasted. this is the kind of tragic shit Taylor swift writes songs about.

[rockysmash]

nah, you don't have to be rude to quinn! he's really good about it. you can acknowledge a good deed, just avoid the words 'thank' and 'you.' it reads like a promise.

kieran, however, feel free to murder his face off. i sure will. :)

...i'll make it up to you by hauling out my ghostbusters set on our next date nite?