rising_tide: (and try not to waste anymore of mine)

[personal profile] rising_tide 2016-06-24 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
in that case, it's not wishful thinking. dick 2 bomb. that's going on ur tombstone. here lies rocky, his dick was 2 bomb.

spoilers i'm a super cheap lush, it doesn't actually take much to get me tipsy.
rockysmash: (smirk} YOU TELL URSELF DAT)

[personal profile] rockysmash 2016-06-24 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
only if u cite ur source. DAISY JOHNSON, KEEPER OF THE BOOBS OF GLORY.

you should log on sometime for drunk Minecraft. theres some fellow youtubers i play with, humans. you can keep your webcam off & we can post it on the channel. its SUPER FUN.
rising_tide: (pure and golden)

[personal profile] rising_tide 2016-06-24 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
u also have to put that on my tombstone. here lies daisy, her tits were immaculate.

you may break up with me for this, but I don't understand minecraft.
rockysmash: (down} looking at you)

[personal profile] rockysmash 2016-06-24 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
perfect. here lies daisy, her tits were PERFECT.

I would only break up with u for not understanding dragon age. minecraft is just fun, and drunk minecraft is really fun. ill show u tonite, just download the game. ill bring in quinn, we can show u the statues we built of our dicks on a dare. :P
rising_tide: (down to the flask in his fist)

[personal profile] rising_tide 2016-06-25 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
but immaculate is a bigger and more impressive word.

i mean, that game has a story even if all the reading starts to bore me after a while. minecraft is like. it's legos, rocky. Just play with legos.
rockysmash: (derp} READY)

[personal profile] rockysmash 2016-06-25 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
but I have no opinion on the cleanliness of ur tits, tho they are very shiny.

Legos don't explode. Or have zomb-zoms. Or diamonds.

But now u also have to play legos with me.
rising_tide: (cause you can't jump the tracks)

[personal profile] rising_tide 2016-06-25 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
well fine, if you gotta be THAT literal, gooberface. :P

confession: I would super play legos with you. Wait, actual legos or video game legos? because I meant actual legos.
rockysmash: (headhand} OH NOES)

[personal profile] rockysmash 2016-06-25 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
sadly, being a werewolf can be super political when you have a pack position. Language is important. Having a best friend who's fae does that, too. Speaking of which: never say 'thank you' to quinn.

confession: i HAVE legos. dad was an early adopter, and now he's AFOL: an adult fan of lego.
rising_tide: (on god's highway)

[personal profile] rising_tide 2016-06-25 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
wait what? Why?

you've had legos this whole time and you didn't tell me. DISHONOR. dishonor on your cow.
rockysmash: (happy} shruggy mcshruggerson)

[personal profile] rockysmash 2016-06-25 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
because to thank a faerie is to acknowledge a debt, and they ALWAYS collect. they're opportunistic the way that you drink coffee: they cant help it. quinn's conscious of his own nature, but even he takes advantage from time to time. his brother DEFINITELY does. Fucker.

the legos are my ace in the hole. to make sure u come visit me CONSTANTLY in florida. :P
rising_tide: (since maybe october of last year)

[personal profile] rising_tide 2016-06-25 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
oh, shit. okay. be a rude motherfucker to quinn and his fucker of a brother. got it.

i'm so mad at you. all this time we could've been building lego castles. wasted. this is the kind of tragic shit Taylor swift writes songs about.
rockysmash: (headhand} OH NOES)

[personal profile] rockysmash 2016-06-25 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
nah, you don't have to be rude to quinn! he's really good about it. you can acknowledge a good deed, just avoid the words 'thank' and 'you.' it reads like a promise.

kieran, however, feel free to murder his face off. i sure will. :)

...i'll make it up to you by hauling out my ghostbusters set on our next date nite?
rising_tide: (on vineland past the candle shrine;)

[personal profile] rising_tide 2016-06-25 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
So variations are okay? like, that was cool of you, i appreciate it, etc? honestly i DO owe quinn, he kinda saved my life.

why do you have an angry hatebonor for kieran? I thought you guys were friends?

that might make up for it. MIGHT.
rockysmash: (slouch} SO DONE)

[personal profile] rockysmash 2016-06-25 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
stick with variations on 'that was cool of you' until you know him better. Ask Rachel: he has moments of weakness. sometimes they involve cupcakes, other times they may involve super spy computers.

so did i. then he extorted a date from my sister. now imma kill him when rachel isn't looking. murder his face right off his head.

ill throw in my lego train sets...
rising_tide: (like an angel in the show)

[personal profile] rising_tide 2016-06-25 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
I don't actually have that kind of access to the super spy computers. that would be Fitz.

he extorted a date from her?? oof. kick his ass, baby, i got your flower.

okay, you're forgiven.
rockysmash: (smile} SQUEE I SO CUTE)

[personal profile] rockysmash 2016-06-25 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
fitz. that's leo, right? the one that's brain-married to jemma?

Im waiting for him to fuck up. i had to promise Rachel i wouldnt kill him for the date. But I can TOTES kill him for something else.

I AM FORGIVEN. i will also pull out the LEGEND OF ZELDA figures dad helped me make when i was fourteen. :D
rising_tide: (i'm like a rubber band)

[personal profile] rising_tide 2016-06-25 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yup. That's Fitz.

And what constitutes a fuck-up?

that's the pointy-eared kid, right? whose name is, misleadingly, not actually zelda.
rockysmash: (smirk} YOU TELL URSELF DAT)

[personal profile] rockysmash 2016-06-25 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
right. so when r they gonna get actual married? from wat u tell me about them, they should be.

a Fuck Up(tm) is anything that so much as irks my bb sister.

Link. his name is link, & his princess is zelda. POINTS FOR U!
rising_tide: (then you will surely fall down)

[personal profile] rising_tide 2016-06-26 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
if you can believe it, they are still not even officially a Thing.

and then all bets are off?

YAY I'M LEARNING
rockysmash: (gamer} ohhhhhhhhh)

[personal profile] rockysmash 2016-06-26 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
U GOTTA BE KIDDIN.

bets are off, markers are cashed in, and i murder his face off. murder him to death. kill him so hard he dies from fatal death.

TODAY, LEGEND OF ZELDA, TOMORROW SONIC THE HEDGEHOG. U R ON UR WAY TO EPIC GAMER GIRLFRIENDOM.
rising_tide: (there's no one here to save)

[personal profile] rising_tide 2016-06-27 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I shit u not Bullwinkle.

reasonable. what's Rachel think?

i know Sonic. I played a lot of sonic in a foster home before they sent me back. sucked, it was one of the nicer ones.
rockysmash: (stare} GUESS WHAT GUISE)

[personal profile] rockysmash 2016-06-27 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
something must be done. every story u tell me, they should have kids & a mortgage already.

she keeps raging at me when i mention killing him. or gets sniffly & begs me to leave him alone. depends on whether or not im being big brother or pack Beta about it.

I have SONIC. lots of it. i have it for the dreamcast & my other sega systems. u have seen the collection in my living room of vintage systems, rite?
rising_tide: (you've got opinions man)

[personal profile] rising_tide 2016-06-27 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
they really should.

oh. So she actually LIKES him. that's a complication.

i have indeed. :P
rockysmash: (down} focused and worried)

[personal profile] rockysmash 2016-06-27 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I DIDNT SAY SHE LIKES HIM.

u can play whenever u want, yanno. just tell me if u have trouble with the hookups on the tv. my cable setup is weird because recording crap. :P
rising_tide: (i'm like a rubber band)

[personal profile] rising_tide 2016-06-27 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Babe i hate to have to break it to you but yeah. she does.

okay...you may have to sit with me though in case the nostalgia makes me sad.

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