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Daisy Johnson | Agents of SHIELD

[rising_tide]

1) U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"

2) having a vagina does not stop me from believing my balls are bigger than yours.

3) I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.

4) God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.

4 - Mis-fire?

[steadfastresolution]

Well... ah... good for them, I suppose?

[rising_tide]

omg i am so sorry

[steadfastresolution]

It's okay, really.

Ah, Agent Johnson, right?

I didn't even know you had my number.

[rising_tide]

neither did I, today is full of surprises!

[steadfastresolution]

It's probably Director Coulson's fault.

He does these things.

Or it's Captain Roger's fault.

#4

[rockysmash]

wow. Ur really good for a guy's sexual ego when ur drunk. <3

[rising_tide]

GOD EFFING DEMMIT WHY ARE U RIGHT ABOVE SIMMONS THIS IS A PROBLM

no you know what fuck it, i stand by it

[rockysmash]

good. Coz I love slightly damaged ladies with warrior spirits and delicious vaginas.

[rising_tide]

u know sometimes i think we're entirely too preoccupied with each other's bathing suit parts. course then we have sex and i realize nah i am occupied to an entirely appropriate amount.

[rockysmash]

HAY. when u have bathing suit parts like yours, NOT being preoccupied would just be rude. Mamma didn't raise me in a barn. :P

so you really think I have a giant dong, huh? ;D

[rising_tide]

on a scale of 'Tictac' to 'WTF am i supposed to do with that' you're right above the upper fridge of the Goldilocks zone.

[rockysmash]

i am male enough to be ridiculously pleased by that notion. i dont want porn star peen, just enough to get texts like that. :D

3.

[busdriver]

i'd suspend your computer privileges, but you could probably get internet working on a toaster.

[rising_tide]

that sounds like a challenge. i accept.

[busdriver]

what do you want if you do it?
what do i get if you can't?

[rising_tide]

The smug satisfaction of knowing I can?

Idk, what do you want?

[busdriver]

40 push-ups, and you drink one of my smoothies every day for a month.

[rising_tide]

Okay. Is it JUST from a toaster, though, like can I use anything else or only toaster parts

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[bravelittlemonkey]

Don't know why you've got to rub it in like that.

[rising_tide]

cause. actually it's probably the tequila talking.

[bravelittlemonkey]

Is it? Or maybe this is how the truth comes out.

Am I really that much of a coward?

[rising_tide]

you're not a coward at all Fitz.

[bravelittlemonkey]

Well I dunno if I'd go that far. I'm an engineer. Fighting's more your business.

[rising_tide]

hey now, bravery does not equal fighting.