五条悟 (
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pinched from here!
You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.
→ WHAT HAPPENED.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt!
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.
→ HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.
→ WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.
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Did I ever tell you about the time I went to Peru and made a tiny monkey friend?
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I'm not too sure you have. Would you like to tell me about your trip to Peru and your tiny monkey friend? [ She's smiling vaguely, having nestled his injured hand in both of hers again. ]
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It was about as tall as my forefinger. It jumped into my hair and the guide that was taking me where I needed to go tried to shoo it off, but it wouldn't budge.
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Actually, she looks a bit delighted. ] Into your hair? [ She grabs his uninjured hand, examining it. Possibly to discern the exact (approximate) size of this monkey by checking his forefinger. ]
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From a low hanging branch. I didn't know what it was at first, I thought a bird had made a giant mess on my head.
[ that makes his face twist in a little grimace. ]
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Maybe if it were a pterodactyl. A real one, not Chainsaw. [ She lifts his hand, comparing the size of her forefinger to his with a somewhat childlike focus on the task. ]
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[ watching her compare their fingers, he smiles down at their hands. ]
Yeah, it was about that big. The guide plucked it out of my hair and when I figured out what it was I wanted to hold it and take a picture before letting it go. And it just latched onto my finger.
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That's wonderful, you know.
[ It's meant to be an admonishment to appreciate life or something like that, but her voice contains only awe. ]
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That's quite possibly a thought she can't be allowed to entertain just yet, however. ]
I'd probably wear a hat. [ She adds this comment onto the first with casual ease. ]
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but then he wonders what would excite her the most about travelling. ] What do you want to see most? Like... between tiny monkeys in the forest and ancient ruins?
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You know me. It will probably have things hanging off it too. [ That the... critters... could play with. Why is her life so difficult? That's the real question here. ]
The most? [ She draws her lower lip between her teeth. It's a fair, but tough question. ] I don't know, really. Anything. Everything. I don't want to feel like I've missed any of it.
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There's a lot to see, but I think you'd manage to cover it.
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[ She turns her head away from herself there, pointedly cutting that sentiment off before it runs into anything else. ] There's plenty I haven't seen here though, too.
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Henrietta does feel endless, sometimes. Like there's always something new to discover. [ pausing. ] Not counting magical forests.
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Admit it, at least part of the reason you're saying that is because you're dating her. [ Her mouth quirks, more with fondness than teasing. ]
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