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You must be a box, because those corners are all OVER the place! ...wait...

the Pick Up Line meme

RULES:
• Post with your character(s) with name/fandom/preferences/whatever you want I don't care in the subject line.
• Your character is now inclined to use terribad pick up lines on whoever they see!
• What happens next? Restraining order? Naked fun times ahoy? GO CRAZY!
• Have fun!

If you're feeling a little uninspired you can find some totally awesome lines here and here!

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Do you believe in magic?

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so many replies. must remind self muse is too young to say most of them....

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lmfaokjengrkj

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Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

tears in my eyes and almost matching icons ftw?

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I am dying a little on the inside from the sheer beauty that is this thread

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me too bro, me too

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I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true

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Gotcha~!

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He's bad at this.

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lmao

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You must have me under a spell, you're so charming.

ilu

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heehee <3

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Icy you are way too old for Zee what are you doing

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awful, awful things. Or, at least, it sounds like he wants to

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Bad Icy, /bad/

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He needs to be punished

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That he does. Or maybe he just wants to learn some magic, who knows.

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The Shadow Knows? (And by Shadow, I mean Question)

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(Oh yes ofc)

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He's bad at this.

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I loled

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Are you a pirate? Because I'd like to be your first mate~

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He's bad at this.

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still loling

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Beautiful, you must have been hit with a phaser set to "stunning."

This is awful and we should feel awful

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And yet our regrets are zero.

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Like always.

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aww yeah B) also this one seems kind of cheesy oops

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Velveta, even

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He's bad at this.

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loling forever

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There's nothing about you that's interesting. That makes you unique.

[ If it's not one reaper, it's another. ]

Re: Ronald Knox| Kuroshitsuji

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He's bad at this.

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I'm sure there are people who find your level of stupidity charming.

bahahahaha... We can tell. XD

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I was so distracted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there.... so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

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He's bad at this.

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At least he's trying!

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No. I am not doing this. Not with you.

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CRIME OF THE CENTURY: MURDERING THE FOURTH WALL AGAIN

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DEADPOOL WOULD BE PROUD.

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Are you ready for a new distraction?

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[It's your chance to turn the tables.]

Your presence doesn't bring me to complete revulsion. You'd better leave now before that changes.

Hah!

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You don't completely repel me.

oh my goddddd

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Sherlock is in the shop early today. he has things he wants to work on and he's in the mood to be around people he enjoys. His usual spot is quickly taken up and he settles in with his laptop, not bothering to say hello to anyone until he's gotten plugged in and logged on.

"Good morning, Jim." he sais over the top of his screen. "Hello Molly."

Molly, who's behind the counter making Sherlock's customary cup of tea smiles and waves.

Vincent isn't around, hidden in his back rooms getting ready for the day himself. He is still more asleep than not and does not want to bite anyone's head off when they don't deserve it.

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Without your personality, you'd probably be considered tolerable.

Someone else would probably ask you to stay.

Leave.

Moriarty's dead. I'm the reason why. Trace my GPS and come get me.

YES. Psst... also Moriarty and Britta.

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HUZZAH!

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You may be incapable of maintaining a relationship, but that's really for the better for me.

LOLING FOR.EVER.

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gah I swear I'll get the html right this time

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lol, no worries!

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I'm not dead. Let's have dinner. SH

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I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.

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He's bad at this.

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lmao

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You are not the most uninteresting person I've met. Penultimate, probably.

Or GREAT??? (maybe not great)

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