You must be a box, because those corners are all OVER the place! ...wait...

[bewaremysquare]

the Pick Up Line meme



RULES:
• Post with your character(s) with name/fandom/preferences/whatever you want I don't care in the subject line.
• Your character is now inclined to use terribad pick up lines on whoever they see!
• What happens next? Restraining order? Naked fun times ahoy? GO CRAZY!
• Have fun!

If you're feeling a little uninspired you can find some totally awesome lines here and here!

Comments

[the_new_sexy]

Come out and play, then. I'm waiting.

[moriartyswatson]

[Have a rather pointed cough from behind you. Sebastian is right behind you, sitting comfortably, in a chair.]

[the_new_sexy]

[Sherlock, standing a distance from the dummy in the window, turns and raises an eyebrow.]

He said you were funny.

[moriartyswatson]

[Sebastian lazily rolls his head to the consulting detective before lazily rising an eyebrow.] Are you done playing or can we get down to business?

[Unlike his chief, Sebastian is not content to just chat.]

[the_new_sexy]

The business being that you're here to kill me.