You must be a box, because those corners are all OVER the place! ...wait...

[bewaremysquare]

the Pick Up Line meme



RULES:
• Post with your character(s) with name/fandom/preferences/whatever you want I don't care in the subject line.
• Your character is now inclined to use terribad pick up lines on whoever they see!
• What happens next? Restraining order? Naked fun times ahoy? GO CRAZY!
• Have fun!

If you're feeling a little uninspired you can find some totally awesome lines here and here!

Comments

[the_new_sexy]

I appreciate you exemplifying my statement perfectly.

[femalething]

[She is glaring so much right now.]

Look... You don't just say that to people...

[the_new_sexy]

Why not? I thought you might want someone to tell you that you won't hop from one relationship to another and wind up alone forever.

[femalething]

You could have been kinder, you know. The sentiment, or whatever, is nice...

[the_new_sexy]

Could I?

Mmm. Dull. Better to just get it out in the open where it should be.

[femalething]

You're not great with people, are you?

[the_new_sexy]

The only people I get along with are either dead or socially awkward but continually promiscuous bloggers with a propensity for terrible jumpers.