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the Pick Up Line meme



RULES:
• Post with your character(s) with name/fandom/preferences/whatever you want I don't care in the subject line.
• Your character is now inclined to use terribad pick up lines on whoever they see!
• What happens next? Restraining order? Naked fun times ahoy? GO CRAZY!
• Have fun!

If you're feeling a little uninspired you can find some totally awesome lines here and here!

Comments

[moriarty_hi]

[Brow raised in amusement.] Oh really?

[the_new_sexy]

Doubting me, now?

[moriarty_hi]

There's always a small sliver of doubt.

[the_new_sexy]

Not always. I will never doubt in you. There is no way to eliminate the possibles to make you anything but what you are.

[moriarty_hi]

Aw. [He pinches Sherlock's cheek -- no paper-cut though.] That's so adorable.

[the_new_sexy]

[his eyes twitch down to where he's been touched. Sherlock does not approve of this, but makes no move to back away]

So here we are. Shall we?

[moriarty_hi]

[He makes a vague gesture to continue.] We shall.

[the_new_sexy]

[he takes a step forward, but never in front of Moriarty, nor behind him. Just to the side]

[moriarty_hi]

Sherlock, we're not dancing here.

[the_new_sexy]

Then what are we doing? [tone: get on with it, man!]

[moriarty_hi]

Tsk, tsk. Already losing it? What a shame.

[the_new_sexy]

I haven't lost anything. We haven't started yet.

[moriarty_hi]

I know you've got playing dumb mastered to a tee, but let's not do that now, shall we?

[the_new_sexy]

Then let's begin.

You can strike the first blow.

[moriarty_hi]

Oh no I insist that you do. It is my distraction after all.