You must be a box, because those corners are all OVER the place! ...wait...

[bewaremysquare]

the Pick Up Line meme



RULES:
• Post with your character(s) with name/fandom/preferences/whatever you want I don't care in the subject line.
• Your character is now inclined to use terribad pick up lines on whoever they see!
• What happens next? Restraining order? Naked fun times ahoy? GO CRAZY!
• Have fun!

If you're feeling a little uninspired you can find some totally awesome lines here and here!

Comments

[the_new_sexy]

Do you really think all of your magic tricks can hide who you are from someone who is actually looking?

[backwordscompatible]

Since you asked, no. I don't. Because I'm not hiding anything.

[the_new_sexy]

No, you're hiding something very important. Hiding it in plain sight.

Magician's tricks. All simple, too simple. Cards and coins, rabbits out of the hat. No one wants to see something old, they want it newer, bigger. This is a disguise, then. Hiding your real intentions. So what are those?

[backwordscompatible]

[And at this, she rolls her eyes.]

All that insight, and you still haven't figured it out, have you?

[the_new_sexy]

Enlighten me.