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THE PHONE SEX MEME

"I just called to say I love you. Now, tell me what you're wearing."

You're in the mood and that special someone is a city/state/country away and you still feel like scratching that itch. Why not call them and see if they're up to a little dirty talk via the telephone.

Rules

• Post with the standard Character/Fandom/Preferences.
• Use RNG to choose, or just pick a favorite.
• The person tagging in is the one calling up a certain someone and picking from the scenarios below.
• Enjoy and remember to tag around.
  
  Prompts:
  1) "It's been so long." - You haven't heard from your special someone in too long, and you're missing them like crazy. Since you can't have them in person, why not try to rile them up long distance?
  
  2) "I know you're at work, but..." - You're feeling a little extra naughty today. Why not call up your honey and see if you can relieve the boredom of another day at the office by sneaking in a quick little fap-worthy phone call.
  
  3) "For a wrong number, you sure sound sexy." - You were in the mood and your eager fingers might have slipped on a digit or two. But hey, the other person sounds hot. Want to see where it goes?
  
  4) "I don't care if your mom's in the next room. Take off your pants." - One of you had family obligations that took you away for a while, but you still have needs. Think you can manage to satisfy yourself and your partner while making sure your family members don't hear you? Or pick up the other line?
  
  5) "Is this 1-800-KWIK-FUK?" - You're desperate enough to resort to calling a sex line. Question is, who's your call getting directed to?
  
  6) "Anything goes." - Wildcard option. Want to play something that isn't here? Or maybe a mix of the above? Go for it.

Comments

Verity Willis | Marvel 616 | ota

[hardtofool]

3

[slashupontheinternet]

[Verity's phone starts ringing, but when she answers, it appears there isn't anyone on the other end. There are noises and shuffling, perhaps the distant sound of voices, but this is clearly a butt dial.

Then there are some more noises, beeping as if someone's dialing and then Loki's voice finally comes on the line clearly]

Hey... I have a very important question.

What are you wearing?

[15years]

[Cross canon, cross medium cool]

Rachel Conway | OC | m/f

[gotbottle]

skye ( agents of shield )

[hacker]

Raylan Givens » Justified

[stetsoned]

(ota; m/f or m/m.)

[legaltoughguy]

[ooc: The idea of these two together makes me giggle. What would you think of Andrew thinking he's calling his fiancee and then Raylan calling him on it? Maybe he has Raylan's number because their paths have crossed for work. >.>]

Clara Oswald | Doctor Who

[andrememberme]

Makoto Tachibana | Free! | m/m

[mrniceguy]

this is going to be so awkward

[nanasense]

[Haru places the call from his hotel room in Hong Kong. He's been traveling for swimming training, and he hasn't had much time where his schedule matched up with Makoto's to talk to him. Makoto was busy with university studies.

But Haru....

Haru missed him. Face red, he waits for Makoto to pick up, anxiously.]

Rin Tohsaka | Fate universe | M / F with castmate exceptions

[servantfail]

Terpsichora Ll'wen | FFXIV oc | ota

[ungirlish]

[Let me know if you'd like a modern au with actual phones, or just hijinks over linkpearls!]

Carla Valeri | Transporter: The Series | F/M

[carlavaleri]

[Prefer options 1/2.]

Peter Rumancek | Hemlock Grove | M/M

[sexy_manbeast]

malia tate | teen wolf

[predatories]

tj hammond ≈ political animals

[inclined]

Debra Morgan | Dexter | OPEN

[fuckinga]

{ooc: Open to cross-canon, cross-medium and assumed cr. Open to both F/M and F/F for this meme. Willing to set up the scenario, just ask}

Steve Rogers | MCU

[worldwar]

screw the rules i've decided he's the one that calls

[dorothied]

[and as a way of hello]

Did you break the car?

Bucky Barnes | Captain America

[riflesnipe]

[ TFA-era. ]

Ren | DRAMAtical Murder | m/m (yes even tho he is a dog he has standards)

[puptongue]

[Ren has access to Aoba's phone apparently sorry I'm not sorry >.>]

[talkscrap]

Nagisa Hazuki | Free! | m/m

[iwatoboi]

Onodera Ritsu | Sekaiichi Hatsukoi | m/m

[odaritsu]

[um yeah good luck with this]

Castiel | Supernatural | OTA

[mr_comatose]

captain hook ⟹ once

[dreamcatcher]

make him appreciate that talking phone!

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | OTA

[robinofthepack]

Ibuki Mioda | Super Dangan Ronpa 2 | F/F

[tittytyphoon]

[ Open to all for misfires etc etc. ]

Jiyeon | Dandelion: Wishes Brought to You | ota

[badkitten]

Ushahin Dreamspinner | The Sundering | OTA

[ushahin]