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[itsababysock]

THE PHONE SEX MEME

"I just called to say I love you. Now, tell me what you're wearing."

You're in the mood and that special someone is a city/state/country away and you still feel like scratching that itch. Why not call them and see if they're up to a little dirty talk via the telephone.

Rules

• Post with the standard Character/Fandom/Preferences.
• Use RNG to choose, or just pick a favorite.
• The person tagging in is the one calling up a certain someone and picking from the scenarios below.
• Enjoy and remember to tag around.
  
  Prompts:
  1) "It's been so long." - You haven't heard from your special someone in too long, and you're missing them like crazy. Since you can't have them in person, why not try to rile them up long distance?
  
  2) "I know you're at work, but..." - You're feeling a little extra naughty today. Why not call up your honey and see if you can relieve the boredom of another day at the office by sneaking in a quick little fap-worthy phone call.
  
  3) "For a wrong number, you sure sound sexy." - You were in the mood and your eager fingers might have slipped on a digit or two. But hey, the other person sounds hot. Want to see where it goes?
  
  4) "I don't care if your mom's in the next room. Take off your pants." - One of you had family obligations that took you away for a while, but you still have needs. Think you can manage to satisfy yourself and your partner while making sure your family members don't hear you? Or pick up the other line?
  
  5) "Is this 1-800-KWIK-FUK?" - You're desperate enough to resort to calling a sex line. Question is, who's your call getting directed to?
  
  6) "Anything goes." - Wildcard option. Want to play something that isn't here? Or maybe a mix of the above? Go for it.

Comments

[puptongue]

Who, exactly, do you mean, Aoba?

[He answered quite a lot of calls, after all...]

[talkscrap]

Well... Haga-san said he got this weird reply...

[OOPS?]

lmfao

[puptongue]

[cute belly distraction time!]

I told Haga-san that you like it when men talk dirty to you.

never go halfway with terrible situations tbh

[talkscrap]

[Oh look, a cute belly, let's pet t-WHAT?!]

What?!

[There aren't enough whats in the world, really...]

hahaha it's amazing. and it's only going to get worse somehow.

[puptongue]

[tail wag and a look that clearly begs for some belly pets, you can't resist the fuwafuwa!]

I told Haga-san that you liked it when men spoke dirty to you.

[he thinks maybe aoba didn't hear!]

excellent

[talkscrap]

Why would you say a thing like that?!

[You know. Apart from the fact that it's true.]

That's my boss, you know!

[puptongue]

I only said it, because it's true, Aoba.

[talkscrap]

That's not the kind of thing you tell your employer, though!

[Hang on...]

... Besides, I never said that. And it's not true. It's not true at all.

[puptongue]

Haga-san seemed very interested.

[doesn't that just make it worse.]

But...it is true, Aoba. I've seen you with Noiz.

[Heard him, too.]

And Koujaku. And Mink. And-

[it's a rather long list these days.]

[talkscrap]

[Nononononono Haga-san doesn't need to know a thing! Even if he ships Aoba with at least one guy. No way!]

That's enough! Just stop already!

[He can't help it he's a dick magnet, throw him a bone! Or should that be the other way around...]

What I do with... anybody... is no one else's business. Not yours either!

[puptongue]

[tail between legs time, shiver shiver~]

I am sorry, Aoba.

.....but you're so loud with your partners, I can't help but overhear.

[talkscrap]

Why, you little -...

That's it! I don't care how old your control panels are, I will find a setting that puts you in sleep mode automatically after five minutes.

[If Aoba's boyfriends weren't in a habit of surprising and overwhelming him with sex all the time, this would never have been a problem. It's not like Aoba would forget to turn off Ren all the time.

...

Oh, well. Let him believe for a moment.]

[puptongue]

[Whiiiiine, whimper, shake, repeat.]

But I like seeing Aoba like that.

[.....does that make things better or worse, boo?]

[talkscrap]

That's... not... ARGH!

[Somebody save him. Allmate is just a name, you know?! It bears no relation to actual mating!]

Why would you even want to see something like that?! People get embarrassed, normally!!

[puptongue]

Aoba is very beautiful. I don't see any reason for embarrassment.

[talkscrap]

[Aoba wants to complain. He does. He's all set to start complaining even before he hears Ren's explanation - but then he hears it and -... Okay, it's pretty messed up. No, it's very messed up. But isn't it also... kind of cute?]

It's still... not right.

[But Aoba is more pouty than angry, now. Part of him probably knows it, too, hence why he decides to make a vague attempt at putting his foot down, next.]

I don't want you to ever talk about my sex life with anyone ever again! Understand?

[puptongue]

[Ren paws at the bed. As in please come here and sit by me and don't look so upset.]

I do understand.




....but I do not know if I can comply with that request, Aoba.

[talkscrap]

[Aoba does sit down with Ren, as it happens. He's not happy, but he's ready to forgive Ren, going so far as to take him in his lap - and then that.]

Hey! I wasn't asking you, I was telling you. You're my allmate! You're not supposed to go against my orders, you know?

[puptongue]

[It's really too late already, Aoba. Ren is a quick little thing, and he really wants to roll in your lap right now. So when he speaks, he's looking up at him, little tongue peeking out.]

I know. But on this matter, I do not know if I can make a promise that I may likely break.

[talkscrap]

What's that supposed to mean?!

[No, actually, that question is purely rhetorical. Aoba is starting to get angry all over again.]

Either you stop talking to people about my sex life, or I will arrange daily visits to Clara-chan.

[puptongue]

[......you got him there.]

[talkscrap]

That's what I thought.

[Of course it would mean more suffering for Aoba too, but that's a sacrifice he's willing to make.]

You don't butt into my love life, and I won't butt into yours. Deal?

[puptongue]

I did not intend to butt into your love life.

[He can't help it if your love life butts in everywhere!]

[talkscrap]

[Well, Aoba can't help it if he has a nice butt! Life's not fair.]

You say that, but you did it anyway, right?

[What a day... Aoba flops down on the bed. He's not really angry anymore, but he's definitely worried. How can he look anyone in the eye, knowing Ren may have told them... things?]

[puptongue]

[Sad puppy is sad. He nuzzles anywhere Aoba will let him, feeling quite ashamed.]

Perhaps you should check that I am working properly. It felt good to tell people private things about you like that, and based on your response, it probably shouldn't.