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THE PHONE SEX MEME

"I just called to say I love you. Now, tell me what you're wearing."

You're in the mood and that special someone is a city/state/country away and you still feel like scratching that itch. Why not call them and see if they're up to a little dirty talk via the telephone.

Rules

Post with the standard Character/Fandom/Preferences.
Use RNG to choose, or just pick a favorite.
The person tagging in is the one calling up a certain someone and picking from the scenarios below.
Enjoy and remember to tag around.

Prompts:
1) "It's been so long." - You haven't heard from your special someone in too long, and you're missing them like crazy. Since you can't have them in person, why not try to rile them up long distance?

2) "I know you're at work, but..." - You're feeling a little extra naughty today. Why not call up your honey and see if you can relieve the boredom of another day at the office by sneaking in a quick little fap-worthy phone call.

3) "For a wrong number, you sure sound sexy." - You were in the mood and your eager fingers might have slipped on a digit or two. But hey, the other person sounds hot. Want to see where it goes?

4) "I don't care if your mom's in the next room. Take off your pants." - One of you had family obligations that took you away for a while, but you still have needs. Think you can manage to satisfy yourself and your partner while making sure your family members don't hear you? Or pick up the other line?

5) "Is this 1-800-KWIK-FUK?" - You're desperate enough to resort to calling a sex line. Question is, who's your call getting directed to?

6) "Anything goes." - Wildcard option. Want to play something that isn't here? Or maybe a mix of the above? Go for it.

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[Well, Aoba can't help it if he has a nice butt! Life's not fair.]

You say that, but you did it anyway, right?

[What a day... Aoba flops down on the bed. He's not really angry anymore, but he's definitely worried. How can he look anyone in the eye, knowing Ren may have told them... things?]

[Sad puppy is sad. He nuzzles anywhere Aoba will let him, feeling quite ashamed.]

Perhaps you should check that I am working properly. It felt good to tell people private things about you like that, and based on your response, it probably shouldn't.

[Awwww, no sad puppies! Ren deserves to feel worse, really, but Aoba still doesn't like seeing him that way, so he'll lazily pet Ren for a bit, not even really thinking about what he's doing.]

Really? [How can something like that feel good, though? Aoba doesn't get it. But then, that's why he's Aoba...] I'll check later.

[Why later? Because he's lying on his bed, that's why. For all that his thoughts are making his head spin, his body just wants to give up and be lazy for a little while.]

[oooh pets. Pets from Aoba are good. He'll lay on Aoba's chest to give him the best access, closing his eyes comfortably.]

I have set a reminder.

Thank you.

[And just like that, it's as if Aoba has already forgotten about the things Ren did... just like he forgets about pretty much everything else.

Using both arms to support Ren, almost hugging him, Aoba soon drifts off to sleep, happily oblivious once more.]