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THE PHONE SEX MEME

"I just called to say I love you. Now, tell me what you're wearing."

You're in the mood and that special someone is a city/state/country away and you still feel like scratching that itch. Why not call them and see if they're up to a little dirty talk via the telephone.

Rules

Post with the standard Character/Fandom/Preferences.
Use RNG to choose, or just pick a favorite.
The person tagging in is the one calling up a certain someone and picking from the scenarios below.
Enjoy and remember to tag around.

Prompts:
1) "It's been so long." - You haven't heard from your special someone in too long, and you're missing them like crazy. Since you can't have them in person, why not try to rile them up long distance?

2) "I know you're at work, but..." - You're feeling a little extra naughty today. Why not call up your honey and see if you can relieve the boredom of another day at the office by sneaking in a quick little fap-worthy phone call.

3) "For a wrong number, you sure sound sexy." - You were in the mood and your eager fingers might have slipped on a digit or two. But hey, the other person sounds hot. Want to see where it goes?

4) "I don't care if your mom's in the next room. Take off your pants." - One of you had family obligations that took you away for a while, but you still have needs. Think you can manage to satisfy yourself and your partner while making sure your family members don't hear you? Or pick up the other line?

5) "Is this 1-800-KWIK-FUK?" - You're desperate enough to resort to calling a sex line. Question is, who's your call getting directed to?

6) "Anything goes." - Wildcard option. Want to play something that isn't here? Or maybe a mix of the above? Go for it.

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Slightly disappointed?

I mean, I've seen that outfit.

Was I supposed to tell you how I'm sitting around naked or something?

Well, that's what Amara would have done, whether it was true or not. [He's really just teasing, Verity, and he's starting to snicker] Is being friends with me too much of a trial?

[Loki, she is really trying to not picture that, thanks.]

It is a pretty big trial. [At some times more than at others.]

And for the record, that's why phone sex doesn't work for me. It's just frustrating, like trying to read trashy fiction.

Yeah, that's a tough one. [He sounds thoughtful, though.] It's really a shame. But maybe if we work hard, we can come up with an equivalent that's not nearly as frustrating.

Are you really trying to offer to invent a way to have phone sex?

You must be really bored right now, Loki.

You know how I'm the patron god of various sexual acts? I'm thinking of picking up another. You'd be amazed, but Asgardians are behind the times in so many ways.

...Yeah, I'm really bored.

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I'm not helping you add to that list, Loki. Besides, I can get into phone sex... if things that are actually happening are being described.

[And not overblown, cheesy porn levels.]

So, why don't you come over for a bit? We can do something else besides phone sex.

Oh... now that does have possibilities. Nice tip. [He snickers] I'll be there soon.

... I'm also never having phone sex with you. [so the tip is useless.]

Door's unlocked.

Was that a challenge? [He opened the door, his phone still held to his ear and a sparkle in his eyes]

[Really...

She looks up from where she's curled up on the couch, physics book held in her lap and glass of wine within reach.

Yeah, probably not the picture of sexy at all right now.]

Oh, no... What did I just start?

[Because that look means trouble.]

[It actually wasn't too bad. Loki doesn't mind the look at all.

He puts his phone away and saunters into the room, then sprawls on the sofa next to her comfortable.]

You really should know better than to challenge me, Verity.

Right, except I didn't.

[Not exactly. Loki made this challenge all himself.]

You just dialed the wrong number.

[Her own phone is put carelessly aside though and she scoots over a bit to make room for him.]

[He uses up the room, though not in an aggressive way, settling like a cat in the corner of the sofa with his legs akimbo.]

Well sure, that's how it started. Most good things start with a chance encounter, a twist of fate. The key is recognizing those opportunities when they come.

Right.

[Well, Loki can... do whatever he wants.]

Have fun with your challenge, I guess.