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[itsababysock]

THE PHONE SEX MEME

"I just called to say I love you. Now, tell me what you're wearing."

You're in the mood and that special someone is a city/state/country away and you still feel like scratching that itch. Why not call them and see if they're up to a little dirty talk via the telephone.

Rules

• Post with the standard Character/Fandom/Preferences.
• Use RNG to choose, or just pick a favorite.
• The person tagging in is the one calling up a certain someone and picking from the scenarios below.
• Enjoy and remember to tag around.
  
  Prompts:
  1) "It's been so long." - You haven't heard from your special someone in too long, and you're missing them like crazy. Since you can't have them in person, why not try to rile them up long distance?
  
  2) "I know you're at work, but..." - You're feeling a little extra naughty today. Why not call up your honey and see if you can relieve the boredom of another day at the office by sneaking in a quick little fap-worthy phone call.
  
  3) "For a wrong number, you sure sound sexy." - You were in the mood and your eager fingers might have slipped on a digit or two. But hey, the other person sounds hot. Want to see where it goes?
  
  4) "I don't care if your mom's in the next room. Take off your pants." - One of you had family obligations that took you away for a while, but you still have needs. Think you can manage to satisfy yourself and your partner while making sure your family members don't hear you? Or pick up the other line?
  
  5) "Is this 1-800-KWIK-FUK?" - You're desperate enough to resort to calling a sex line. Question is, who's your call getting directed to?
  
  6) "Anything goes." - Wildcard option. Want to play something that isn't here? Or maybe a mix of the above? Go for it.

Comments

[legaltoughguy]

Yeah, it's me. [Sheepishly.] I could say the same thing to you too. I'm sorry.

[stetsoned]

Don't go worrying about it.

[legaltoughguy]

Does it make you feel better if I admit I checked out your ass?

[stetsoned]

[Chuckles.] My ass ain't all that great.

[legaltoughguy]

Yeah it is. Trust me on that. [Andrew shifts in the bed.] I just didn't want to say anything in public in case you were...you know, keeping that quiet.

[He'd been keeping his own sexuality quiet for a long time. It was only going to his sister's wedding where he'd come out.]

[stetsoned]

Not common knowledge no, but no one bothers to ask either.

[legaltoughguy]

I could tell. One bisexual pain in the ass to another. [Laughs.]

[stetsoned]

Well everyone knows the pain in the ass part. [Chuckles.]

[legaltoughguy]

Don't make me think of things in your ass. [A low laugh.] What are you doing?

[stetsoned]

Just relaxing finally.

[legaltoughguy]

Well I'm up now and to be honest it sucks being here by myself. You want to come over? Have a few drinks?

[stetsoned]

Sure, just let me grab a shirt and my boots. Button myself up and all.

[legaltoughguy]

You say that like I care in the middle of the night. I'm half naked as it is.

[stetsoned]

Well won't do me good to walk about half naked. Not sure my badge can explain that away. [Chuckles.]

[legaltoughguy]

[Laughs.] I'll get the drinks on ice and once you're here I don't give a fuck what you are or aren't wearing.

[stetsoned]

Fine, I'll be over then strip down to my birthday suit. [Probably kidding, most likely kidding. Who knows with Raylan.]

[legaltoughguy]

[Laughing.] I don't think even you have the balls that big. I'll send you the address.

[And he texts it soon after, leaving the front door open for Raylan while he goes to try and look presentable.]

[stetsoned]

[Raylan shows up and slips inside Andrew's. He looks around and undoes his shirt as he looks for the other man. He leans in the doorway looking over at him.] Good to see you again.

[legaltoughguy]

You too. Beer's in the fridge. [Andrew's idea of looking presentable is he ran a hand through his hair and threw on the same dress shirt he wore to work, which he hasn't bothered to button.] Thanks for keeping me company. And sorry again about - yeah.

[stetsoned]

Like I said, you don't need to worry about it. People call the wrong people all the time. [Smiles gently and goes and grabs a beer.] And not a problem. Beats drinking alone.

[legaltoughguy]

At least you told me before I started trying to get into your pants. [Andrew laughs and sprawls on his couch, inviting Raylan to do the same.] Because whatever you think, you are hot.

[stetsoned]

Well wouldn't want to upset your fiancee and all. [He plopped and relaxed. He did wink over at him though.]

[legaltoughguy]

I'm just saying. I've seen too many people be too hard on themselves. Myself included.

[stetsoned]

I know my body regularly is put through the ringer is all.

[legaltoughguy]

So? Have you looked at me recently? [Andrew chuckled and gestured toward his abs with his free hand.] I've put on a few pounds since I got out of the military.