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[ldfsh]

Do your thang…

Comments

[nostalgiabomb]

1. The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.

2. "What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud

3. Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to Gamora, do it now.

4. Text him

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[fbitchesgtmoney]

well, autumn usually means scarves so you won't get weird looks.

[nostalgiabomb]

Maybe on Earth, but autumn is kinda a fluid idea at the ass-end of the galaxy bro

[fbitchesgtmoney]

maybe you can just make it part of your signature look? or just wear your bruises proudly.

[hyperliteral]

I did not know you were sick

[nostalgiabomb]

I'm not, but it was like

I ran into a doctor last night? So I figured

A check-up wouldn't be a bad idea

Be proactive

[hyperliteral]

Do you usually have sex with your doctors?

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[falls]

getting choked with anything leaves marks.

[nostalgiabomb]

Nah, not if you do it right

If you use the right width and pressure it shouldn't leave marks, but you know, in the heat of the moment a stethoscope wasn't a great choice and I was about to go more in-depth but I am now suddenly realizing you probably don't care about kinky shit like this so i'm gonna stop typing now

[falls]

no, go ahead. i'm a bit interested to hear this explanation now.

...I'm so sorry, I couldn't resist.

[neverwouldiever]

See, some Doctors like leaving marks.

never be sorry

[nostalgiabomb]

Yeah? So where's that leave you?

[neverwouldiever]

With frequently broken stethoscopes mostly.

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[phaselocknroll]

What the hell did you do???

[nostalgiabomb]

Not important

What IS important is that Gamora doesn't know

because then my insides will be outsides and covering my ship

And I JUST cleaned the galley, so

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[higherfurtherfaster]

is that a reminder to yourself or a comment on someone else?

I don't think I needed to know about it either way

[nostalgiabomb]

Consider it a Personal Service Announcement!

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[notgettingyoucoffee]

That doesn't sound like very Star Lord like language.

[nostalgiabomb]

Whoa whoa whoa

Let's be clear here

*I* didn't say that

Some dude who thought he knew Terran lingo did

I'm just making a PSA

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[stealwithit]

I know. That was about when I decided I should look away.

[nostalgiabomb]

Wait





what

1+2 I GUESS WHATEVS

[psychometer]

STOP HAVING SEX WITH RANDOM PEOPLE YOU'LL GET PREGNANT AND DIE

[nostalgiabomb]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING THESE

1+2

[deathline]

Disgusting.

[nostalgiabomb]

I've missed you too Shiki :)