i was almost 30 when i fell off the train, quill. and contrary to rumors, people did have sex back in the day. i know where all the parts are and where they go.
look dude i just wanted to make sure. i'm not trying to reinvent the wheel here
anyway so sometimes when a man and a woman (or another man, or a both, or an undecided, or a ??????) love each other very much, they decide to *make love* or whatever
anyway once vanilla sex (and by vanilla i mean tab A-slot B type stuff) gets boring, the man and the woman (or etc.) decide to spice things up through the healthy and safe application of things like role-playing or whips or whatever
but before you get to that point, you both come up with something called a safeword that one of you says when shit gets too real. so when your partner hits you too hard with the whip, you scream something like TOP GUN and everything stops
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do we need to start with the basics? do you at LEAST know what happens when a man loves a woman?
or another man?
or six-tentacled humanoid organism?
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...though, the tentacle thing is new...
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anyway so sometimes when a man and a woman (or another man, or a both, or an undecided, or a ??????) love each other very much, they decide to *make love* or whatever
anyway once vanilla sex (and by vanilla i mean tab A-slot B type stuff) gets boring, the man and the woman (or etc.) decide to spice things up through the healthy and safe application of things like role-playing or whips or whatever
but before you get to that point, you both come up with something called a safeword that one of you says when shit gets too real. so when your partner hits you too hard with the whip, you scream something like TOP GUN and everything stops
s a f e w o r d
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there's also some mind game stuff sometimes or just role-playing scenarios
this conversation is reaching 2001 a space odyssey levels of weird
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sorry. i can stop asking if it's making you uncomfortable.
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and it's fine as long as it doesn't become a thing
"oh shit barnes and cap are asking what an aaskvarian corkscrew is" "CALL IN THE BIG GUNS: GET STAR-LORD ON THE LINE"
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actually not really, i just made it up right now
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you could've made something up, you know. never would've known it wasn't a real thing.
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