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[neverwouldiever]

I break everything frequently, up to and including the universe.

Oh, as if you don't know how special you are.

[nostalgiabomb]

Actually, while we're on the topic

Could you like. Be more careful with the universe?

I mean

And this is me speaking professionally

'Cause I kinda have job security now?

[neverwouldiever]

Are you telling me how to do my job?

You'd not even have a universe or galaxy or elsewhere to take care of without me!

...well done, by the way, well done.

[nostalgiabomb]

Hey bro, just saying!

Like, you've been doin this stuff for a million years. Time to let the new guys step up, right?

[neverwouldiever]

Are you telling me to step out?

Usually people are more grateful. Well. No, but they ought to be.

[nostalgiabomb]

<font face="courier>Aww, Doc. You getting sensitive about the fact that you've got competition?

[neverwouldiever]

Me? Sensitive? Never. Unfeeling alien creature, that's me.

Why don't you like me?

UGH html sorry D:

[nostalgiabomb]

Wait are you being for real right now?

Was that a real question

don't be sorry! I know how it goes

[neverwouldiever]

No. Should I have made a little face?

:)

More importantly, what's in it for you?

[nostalgiabomb]

Oh thank god, you do NOT need your ego stroked

And I don't get your question

Stop being weird

[neverwouldiever]

Not urgently, but we can get back to the notion later.

Can't stop that, it comes with the territory.

See, from where I stand, universe = safe = brilliant. Who saves it doesn't matter that much, does it? So....

What's in it for you?

[nostalgiabomb]

You can't be everywhere at once, bro

And I kinda live here?

So like. Not dying is a pretty good incentive!

[neverwouldiever]

Point! Well, it's not as if I'd ever stop anyone from saving the world. Or worlds. Or anything.

Help, maybe.

[nostalgiabomb]

So is there like a hotline I'm supposed to call if I need like moral guidance or something, or?

[neverwouldiever]

Well. I could give you a number, but what's the likelihood of you prank calling me when you're drunk?

[nostalgiabomb]

I won't lie to you

because you probably have some sort of crazy time lord millionth sense for lying that comes right after "sense motive" and "sense evil" and "sense time" or whatever the hell else you've got

The likelihood is high

Very, very high

[neverwouldiever]

And here I already have an ex-time agent sending me dick pics and that's even when he's sober.

My bullshit sense mustn't be that developed.

[nostalgiabomb]

Sooooo that mean I get a special members-only card to the Mickey Mouse Club?

[neverwouldiever]

Oh, Peter, if you're a good boy you'll even get the ears.

[nostalgiabomb]

You know exactly the way to a guy's heart, Doc

[neverwouldiever]

Well, it is all about who has the biggest vehicle and, well.

Mine's bigger on the inside.

[nostalgiabomb]

Really dude

we're gonna compare the sizes of our ship

really tho

[neverwouldiever]

It's true, hardly seems fair.

To you.

[nostalgiabomb]

The lowest of blows, Doc

And to think I wanted to be in your inner circle

Pass

[neverwouldiever]

Oh, come on. You know I didn't mean it! I broke my good stethoscope for you.