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[notgettingyoucoffee]

I don't know about that, Peter Quill.

I think you think you're cooler than what you actually are.

[nostalgiabomb]

Whoa, those are some harsh words there, Smoak

I am totally cool

I am what kids these days might call "hep to the jive"

am i using that right

it's been a while

[notgettingyoucoffee]

I think you are proving my point here, Peter

'Hep to the jive' is 1950's at least.

You sound like you should be wearing a leather jacket and snapping while dance fighting.

[nostalgiabomb]

Should I not be?

Cuz those are both things I do, and if they're wrong, then I don't want to be right

[notgettingyoucoffee]

You dance fight? I don't know if I believe it.

[nostalgiabomb]

I dance

THEN I fight

If we wanna be technical

[notgettingyoucoffee]

I'm a little disappointed now. It was better when you were dancing while fighting.

[nostalgiabomb]

Some would say there is a certain ~grace~ to my technique, if it helps

[notgettingyoucoffee]

Are the 'some' you ? I bet it iiiiiiiiiiisssss~~~~

[nostalgiabomb]

Wowwww, harsh much today, Smoak?

[notgettingyoucoffee]

...I'm sorry. I am being mean aren't i ? It's been a rough day.

[nostalgiabomb]

Hey don't worry about it. I get much worse on an hourly basis

Raccoon guy has a mouth on him and also he's a prick

Also I suspect he is slowly taking my ship apart to make a million bombs to blow up the universe.

That doesn't have anything to do with this conversation but I just want you to know if I suddenly stop replying it's cuz Rocket blew us the fuck up

Anyway. Anything I can help with?

[notgettingyoucoffee]

The raccoon guy is able to build bombs out of ship parts? As sad as I'd be to see you go I got to admit I'm impressed by the little furry guy.

I will make sure to weep when the obituary comes out.

Not really. Just frustrated with my new job. It's a serious down grade.

What I'd give for a space adventure.

[nostalgiabomb]

This is what I want on my tombstone:

"Here Lies Star-Lord:

They Thought He Was A Righteous Dude."

Are you still working with that Oliver Green guy? Is he being a dickwad?

Cuz you should tell him you're friends with a guy who works with a team of maniacs and you're not afraid to use them.

[notgettingyoucoffee]

If that's your final wish I'll make sure it happens.

Oliver Queen. And things happened, he lost control of his family's company. I'm working at a computer store right now. I'm not a fan.

It's very sweet of you to let me use you as a threat.

[nostalgiabomb]

Isn't that what friends are for?

Cuz if not then I have seriously misunderstood the point of having friends

[notgettingyoucoffee]

Of course!

That and helping you hide bodies.

[nostalgiabomb]

Feel free to use me as a threat at your computer store too

[notgettingyoucoffee]

Pretty sure they'd think I was crazy if I tried to convince them that I was friends with a space man I've never met.

[nostalgiabomb]

If you put it that way, I might be obligated to threaten you with a visit.

Which would be a terrible thing, trust me

It'll end in broken hearts

[notgettingyoucoffee]

You seem to be rather confident that the moment I see you I'll fall head over heels for you.

Too bad you think it's a bad idea. I make a mean cheesecake and have plenty of wine.

[nostalgiabomb]

Not just you

Everyone on Terra

They'll be like "wow that is one fine looking man"

and I'll be beating them off with a stick

... but your promise of cheesecake is really fucking tempting. i haven't had that in literally decades

[notgettingyoucoffee]

Thank god there's no gravity in space because I feel like your head would sink straight to the ground thanks to you ego.

I'm sure you will, Quill.

Well gee, I guess I'll have to enjoy it all my own. It has chocolate chips in it too.

[nostalgiabomb]

shit chocolate chips too????

god damn it Smoak

You have no idea how expensive fuel is out here at the ass end of the galaxy

[notgettingyoucoffee]

I do not mess around when it comes to cheesecake.

Well, I understand. It must be bad. I suppose just let me know when you guys decide to drop by?