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[hyperliteral]

That does not make sense.

[nostalgiabomb]

Which part?

[hyperliteral]

Any of it.

[nostalgiabomb]

I'm just saying, I let the one with the medical degree decide my treatment

Get me?

[hyperliteral]

Yes.

[ at least in the most literal sense of that sentence. ]

[nostalgiabomb]

[ Peter is getting better at Drax-ese.

Or at least better at avoiding having to explain awkward things like kinky sex.

Because the guy is probably all about missionary ugh jesus boring. ]

Yeah. So when the doc says "take two of these and call me in the morning," I do it.

Doc says, "gonna need you to get rid of your clothes," I hop to it. That's all

[hyperliteral]

[ do you really want to know about drax's sex life, peter, do you really? ]

I see.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ UGH his dirty talk is probably like "Does the sight of my reproductive member cause you to secrete natural lubrication" UGH UGH UGH UGH GAG ]

Yeah. So, you know, no big deal. I just have a very thorough check-up last night

[hyperliteral]

[ well no there is not and never has been dirty talk involved in his sex life, but he and his wife did have sex in more than just the missionary position

you're welcome for that piece of information peter ]

So you are healthy. Good.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ oh my god why ]

Yeah! Except for the bruises

Overzealous. You know how it goes.

[hyperliteral]

[ YOU ASKED FOR IT ]

I have never received bruises from a doctor.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ NO ONE ASKED FOR THIS ]

That's because you don't have flimsy, squishy, sensitive Terran skin.

I bruise. I'm a bruiser.

[hyperliteral]

[ uh huh ]

I see. Bruiser.

[nostalgiabomb]

I should probably specify

I am a bruiser as in, I am a person who bruises

But you are also a bruiser as in, you are a person who GIVES bruises

and in fact i should not have said bruiser at all forget this part of the conversation

anyway i am sensitive about my stethoscope markings so if you could not stare at them later that'd be great

[hyperliteral]

I do not usually give only bruises.
When I punch someone, it is so that people go down.

[ as you well know, peter ]

[nostalgiabomb]

Alright, fair

so maybe less of a bruiser and more like

"bone-breaker"

better?

[hyperliteral]

Yes. That is better.