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[optipesimism]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

Comments

[neverwouldiever]

Er.

[That's another one of those things no one types out.]

Great contrast! You have an eye for details.

[galaxys]

you're kidding, right??

[neverwouldiever]

I am not kidding. I'm taking this picture very seriously. Very, very seriously. Extremely seriously. It's art.

You should definitely create more art. It's very revealing.

About your soul.

[galaxys]

[ now her translation skills are finaaaally kicking in ]

you're still looking at it, aren't you?

[neverwouldiever]

Well, yes.

Merely appreciating art, mind. And form.

[galaxys]

good. took it just for you.

[neverwouldiever]

Good. Very good, that. I'd not want... Good.

It's a good look. Damn arm's in the way.

[galaxys]

it was sort've meant to be incentive to stop by, you know. you could see what's beneath said arm... I mean, if you'd like.

[neverwouldiever]

Yes, well. I'd like. I most certainly would. I'm just sort of in the middle of something so...

Perhaps more incentive is needed. Possibly. I think there might be.

[galaxys]

cheeky.

[ but ask and ye shall receive! a few seconds later he gets an eyeful of nude from the waist up Rose Tyler, no troublesome arm in the way, a shyer smile to match flushed cheeks. ]

[neverwouldiever]

Oh. Oh, well. That's without a doubt the best I've seen all day!

Granted, I've mostly been surrounded by slimy greenish things with eyes in unusual places.

But you're the best I see most days.

[galaxys]

yeah?

mum's out and there aren't any slimy greenish things with eyes here, so...

[neverwouldiever]

Your mum's out?

That's good news, she'd be worse than the slimy greenish things with eyes.

[galaxys]

I'm sending you half naked pictures of myself and asking you over, of course she's out.

[neverwouldiever]

Give me a minute, I have to figure out where the queen hid her impostor and that's not easy to do when the main discerning difference of a species is number of eyes.

Oh, wait! I'll tide you over.

[A shot up his shirt for which he hasn't managed to hold still and which is too dark to make out much of anything is the most appealing.]

[galaxys]

[ and now she's laughing. a lot. ]

I've no idea what that's meant to be but I'm guessing it's supposed to be sexy.

I'm not even sorry, I don't think...

[neverwouldiever]

Oh yes. Very sexy.

Look, they don't have mirrors on this planet. Which I can't blame them for, seeing how they look like jelly mixed with fish eggs.

HAHAH please don't be

[galaxys]

why don't we skip the pictures and stick to words, yeah?

Like what you wanna do when you get here. With me.

[neverwouldiever]

Good, good. Well. Good on me, I think you could keep up the pictures too. Should. Definitely should.

First thing, I'd lock the door. Wait. I'd dead-lock the door.

Rose Tyler, your mother is why they invented sonic screwdrivers.

[galaxys]

I've already given too much away. Bit greedy, aren't we?

Locked door. Good start, though I think she's staying with her new beau tonight. What then?

[neverwouldiever]

Depends. Are you still in that very fetching state of partial undress?

[galaxys]

I am. Care to rid me of the rest of these pesky clothes?

[neverwouldiever]

That's up there on the priority list. First you'd have to be on your bed though, so I can be over you and appreciate what's already up for grabs. So to say.

[galaxys]

it's all yours, Doctor.

I'm all yours.

[neverwouldiever]

Well.

Well then.

You should think that the universe could take care of itself for a while when urgent matters arise elsewhere.