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the sexting meme.

Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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glad I have nothing to be jealous of.

Not even outside of blob creatures.

Not ever.

really?

Why waste time on jealousy when we have the whole universe to explore?

well, you know. Us humans, sometimes we let the green eyed monster get the best of us.

I reckon I'll have to reassure you. I have an idea or two on how.

I'm going to need some details.

There is still you mostly naked under me, right?

We'd have to start out moving that mostly to completely. It won't be easy, because I tend to get fumbly when my mouth is occupied.

oh. yes, I'd like that rather a lot. Happy to keep that smart mouth of yours occupied.

I'm not a bad kisser. This regeneration's quite good at it, really, getting lots of practice in.

...see, now, this is why you should occupy this mouth.

really smooth...

Oh yeah, yeah. I am. Quite irresistible, really.

Ahem.

I suppose I should be undressing more too then.

better start resisting.

[ there's a brief pause and then: ]

are you showing up naked then?

Don't you even try, Rose Tyler, don't you dare.

I could. Should I? Not sure how attractive that would be.

I'd like to help you out with that, if you don't mind.

Not at all! It's too many buttons to bother with alone while more beautiful things require attention.

yet another use for my teeth, then.

Between that and the tie we're all set then.

god, your tie...

It can stay on, you know.

Or whatever else you'd rather.

blimey, would you hurry up and get here already?!

I would, but something is messing up my concentration.

Not long now. No cheating!

not cheating.

But seriously considering riding you until your eyes roll back into your head when you get here. That impatient.

I'm about to say screw the universe so I can shag you.

the universe can wait a bit.